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Work/Prison

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dymetrie, 9 May 2006.

  1. dymetrie

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 19 Jul 2005

    Posts: 2,189

    Location: Lonetrek

    *I did run a search and found nothing, but am expecting cries of "Pea Roast", "old" etc...*

    Hope you enjoy it...

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    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.

    IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
    AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who widdles on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

    IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
    AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...they are called managers

    Have a Great Day at WORK
     
  2. DarkShadow

    Capodecina

    Joined: 14 Apr 2004

    Posts: 11,757

    Location: Sheffield

    Dude . . that's OLD! ;)

    But a good 'un!
     
  3. Admiral Huddy

    Caporegime

    Joined: 17 Feb 2003

    Posts: 29,608

    Location: Chelmsford

    Classic and so damn true!!
     
  4. Charley Says...

    Associate

    Joined: 25 Nov 2005

    Posts: 67

    Location: Watford

    Old, but the old ones are the good ones :D
     
  5. Ransom

    Hitman

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 860

    Location: Buxton

    how much to stay at hotel prison :p
     
  6. MrMoon

    PermaBanned

    Joined: 22 Dec 2002

    Posts: 1,596

    Correction you have to work for like £5 a week in prison and also who said im sadistic