OK, my schooling was rubbish as I missed an entire year due to ill health. I had two GCSE grade C's in English and Media Studies. The job I applied for was the lowest level of Home civil service, known as grade A1. Fast streamers go in at C4.
The entry was tough, I had to undergo exams and interviews and there were 500 applicants for 10 jobs!. Luckily I made it.
I spoke no other languages, still don't, and started out in the Near east and North Africa section as an admin assistant. Within a year I was promoted to A2 level and worked for a year in the office of Douglas Alexander, minister for Europe. I then took up a job as an assistant desk officer for Spain in the Consular division. It was there when I had my Spain jolly. 3 weeks travelling around Alicante, Mallorca, Gran Canaria and Barcelona reviewing the performance and facilities of the consular departments. After nearly 2 years there, I passed the B3 exam and took up a job looking after certain budgets in the resource management unit of consular. Halfway through my job there, I had the opportunity to work in the consular section of BE Paris for 6 weeks to cover a paternity leave. That was when I was transferred to the diplomatic side. On my return, I took up another B3 job in the press office. After 2 years, I applied for a C4 job on temporary promotion. It was a crap job in the Export licensing department, dealing with export licenses for weapons and technology from the likes of BAE and Westland. No other C4 wanted it. After a while there, my line manager recommended me for permanent promotion and it was accepted making me an official C4. That is the grade that fast streamers start at. My next posting would have been abroad, but sadly, my health issues hit me hard during that period and I was forced to leave on ill health grounds. I was utterly devastated.
As you can see, I never had a permanent posting abroad, but I visited a lot of places for short trips. In 2003, they was trying to get to do an admin stint in Iraq, but I told them in no uncertain terms to **** off.
Highlights were being sent a letter from Colonel Gaddafi, meeting Vladimir Putin and Tony Blair, and bizarrely, having a good old chinwag with Arsene Wenger.