Mine's; shower, dressed, cereal, teeth, then leave. Can't do anything other than that.
Await Christmas. Bribe people to get her as your Secret Santa recipient. Send appropriately scathing amount of personal hygiene products.
'Til then, wear a snorkel with a hosepipe trailing into the car park.
Report it. That's a part of your manager's job.
They should be trained in how to deal with challenging conversations.