Working with people who smell

I couldn't go to work without having a shower. Wakes you up and gets rid of bed head.
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Ahh thank you! Im not alone lol. Ive been given odd looks when I say I have a quick cool shower every morning. "EVERY morning???" is the replies I get.

Wow...
 
Smother her chair in dog poo when she goes to the loo and call the boss. Exclaim that things have got out of hand and she's now going to toilet at her desk.

She'll be fired in minutes!
 
I'm currently sitting next to a heavy smoker. Every break he's out the door with his coat on and he reeks of smoke. It gets worse when he coughs, it's this gargling, horrible phlegmy cough and I can imagine the tar in his lungs bubbling. A few seconds later there's a smell of rancid ash trays. Urgh.

On topic, I would go to your boss.
 
What type of people do you guys work with? You must not shower for quite a long time for it to become really noticeable( Week), unless its a hot sweaty day or fat.

I usually shower every day, but thats just out of habit to wake me up in the morning.
 
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I shower daily and also when I get to my gfs after work as I cycle everywhere. Even with all the cycling I don't smell that bad.

I'd like to be told if I smelt so bad it offended people to be honest.

I used to work with a guy in Halfords who stank quite bad and had dandruff, the full bhoona white socks with black trousers type guy. Poor guy pretty much had to end up leaving due to it. Really how hard is it to shower for 10 minutes in the morning?

Pee,shave(whenever I CBA),shower,clothes then food if I can be arsed.
 
I refuse to do anything in a morning until i've had a shower, as until then I feel disgusting, some people I know say that's strange?

In the summer when it's rather warm or humid i'll sometimes have a second one later on in the day after work, I can't stand feeling all sticky, it's the worst feeling in the world, doesn't help that I seem to overheat quicker than most people.

I don't know how people can go for days or weeks with no shower. Another thing I can't stand is having to go round to someones house who sits there & smokes making my clothes stink, I actually stopped visiting my grandparents apart from on odd occasions when I was younger as they chain smoked.

That said I am a little bit OCD about being clean, we go camping in the summer not too far from home and first thing I do every morning is jump in the car & drive the few miles home for a nice shower :D.
 
Iamzod said:
I refuse to do anything in a morning until i've had a shower, as until then I feel disgusting
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I'm in the same boat, unless its the weekend. It's part of my waking up process aswell, I keep it cold for a few minutes.
 
What you have to do is definitely have a female coworker tell her because a guy telling her would be the worst ugh I feel bad for her she probably has a problem
 
I'm amazed that no one has mentioned the smelliest people in a workplace are those that have just come in after having a cigarette.
As soon as the door opens the aroma makes me sick.
 
dmpoole said:
I'm amazed that no one has mentioned the smelliest people in a workplace are those that have just come in after having a cigarette.
As soon as the door opens the aroma makes me sick.
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I'm amazed you missed all the people talking about smokers :D
 
Seduce her and make wild and passionate love to her; become one with her stink -- soon that tangy sweaty odur will make you crave her wobbly flesh!
 
MrMoonX said:
smash her pasty
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profit??
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I fail to see how or where the profit part of this statement will be achieved ? unless of course he films the whole session and sells it on a pay per view basis on the internet as some kind of fat smelly sex fetish clip ?
 
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