Working with someone obnoxious...

Vore · 3 Jul 2013 at 12:26

pingwing said:
Poo on their desk.

Definitely works well, followed by boxing stance.

BoonMonkey · 3 Jul 2013 at 12:28

Give them a nice box of homemade chocolates*.

*Poo

Jono8 · 3 Jul 2013 at 12:28

Put a moth in their Bran Flakes.

JBod · 3 Jul 2013 at 12:29

Make friends.

BoonMonkey · 3 Jul 2013 at 12:30

Jono8 said:
Put a moth in their Bran Flakes.

arknor · 3 Jul 2013 at 12:30

Kanifee said:
I work with a colleague like this, i have nothing to do with him unless it is directly related to the task at hand. He asked me one day if i disliked him..... I just walked off without replying, think that made it clear where we stand.

yea I Believe that was me......

isonomicjedi · 3 Jul 2013 at 12:33

I spent 3 years working with 2 people who I detested and it was really draining.

Even though I enjoyed the actual job I decided to leave and was lucky enough to walk right into a much better job.

As with most things in life it is all down to timing. (and Penguins)

danza · 3 Jul 2013 at 13:00

I went through all 5, ultimately left the company. The person in question was the MD's son and as such got away with anything.

Raumarik · 3 Jul 2013 at 13:04

TommyV said:
I took a poo in their draw

It's traceable back to you though, either by DNA or via the same method they use for tracing bullets as they get marked by the barrel on exit *

*Entirely made up but I found the idea of it amusing.

arc@css · 3 Jul 2013 at 13:06

Keep a diary of such situations / events, and if need be when consulting with management you'll have something tangible to back it up with.

randomshenans · 3 Jul 2013 at 13:40

Steal their Skyla... wait....

Poo on their desk.

BoonMonkey · 3 Jul 2013 at 13:49

randomshenans said:
Steal their Skyla... wait....

Poo on their desk.

Eat all their Skylanders and poo them out on the desk

Pestilence · 3 Jul 2013 at 14:06

BoonMonkey said:
Eat all their Skylanders and poo them out on the desk

To make this a masterwork, however:

Eat all their Skylanders, poo them into a box of Bran Flakes, add a moth, and then leave a note written by Tony Williams warning them about it.

Doomedspeed · 3 Jul 2013 at 14:16

Pestilence said:
To make this a masterwork, however:

Eat all their Skylanders, poo them into a box of Bran Flakes, add a moth, and then leave a note written by Tony Williams warning them about it.

Even better if this person is also your girlfriend and it's her birthday.

Working with someone obnoxious...

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