Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce the Pope. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the White House. This will all be done from hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the World your armies of destruction, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your Unbreakable Will, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.
A whole plan dedicated to how to be evil and then you too can make your own world domination plan!