World ends 2012

Dammit, now I'll have to spend all day Saturday buying presents, I was counting on the world not being here.
Curse you, deceptive Mayan Calender makers!
 
Well im in a world of my own here roaming about and thinking I better get to bed, work in the morning etc... and its dawned on me!

"I AM STILL HERE LOL"

Im gonna go outside and look for planet Nibiru with my tinfoil hat lol... I can also hear two people having a right ****ging match lol... maybe one of them had been to the bookies and placed bets the world would end lol
Maybe the bloke was on a promise seeing as it was the last days on earth but because nothing happend she stone walled him lol.

Anyway that means christmas its officialy on so let the party begin :D
 
Damn, I need to poop bad and I'm worried about the end of the world happening whilst I'm on the toilet, that would just be so embarrassing. :(
 
I don't have long...dont know if the signal will last long enough to post this...theyre everywhere, its horrific! The gingers have risen up, they came out of the darkness and overwhelmed us, were being held in a huge warehouse in cages. I...I...cant think of anymore ginger jokes...help me!
 
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