Worst date ever - the thread you really wanted

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Many years ago i was set up with this really hot girl by her sister - picked her up from her home and was invited in and was getting the interrogation chat from the girls mum.

Hot girl eventually enters living room (looking hot) and i get a grunt from her - oooook.

40mins to the local cinema - in the car one word answers. Watching the movie, nothing and i start feeling really uncomfortable.

**** this, not even going to ask her for drinks afterwards and took her straight home. I never said a word, she never said a word. As she exited the car? Not a word!

Weirdest date ever and i never did find out what the issue was.

Saw this on another site:

Went on a blind date with a lady who wouldn't stop picking at her scabs. Just made a pile out of them on the restaurant table. I excused myself to use the washroom and when I came back my soup was there but the pile of scabs wasn't. No I didn't eat the soup.
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What was your worst date?
 
The cinema is a fairly cack place to go on a date. You're looking to impress each other, which you can't do whilst staring at a cinema screen. I had a similarly soul destroying first date trip to the cinema as you did about 20 years ago and needless to say a relationship didn't develop.

You need to get out for a few drinks.
 
Nothing wrong with the cinema - classic first date material! Chance to snuggle up, share some food and drink and then on for drinks after where you have loads of stuff to talk about.

But obviously, not in my example :(
 
mulpsmebeauty said:
The cinema is a fairly cack place to go on a date. You're looking to impress each other, which you can't do whilst staring at a cinema screen. I had a similarly soul destroying first date trip to the cinema as you did about 20 years ago and needless to say a relationship didn't develop.
You need to get out for a few drinks.
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Or a nice restaurant :)
 
I was on a date with a girl I'd been seeing for a few weekends, we'd planned to go out for dinner before hitting a few bars and a club.

I had been on a few dates already with this girl and we'd already done the deed a few times so it wasn't completely awkward between us, but still kind of in that stage where its all best behaviour and trying not to fart :p

But anyways, we were having dinner in a restaurant, all going well, chatting laughing etc, when I made her the butt of a joke, cant even remember what but nothing serious. She got very upset and we awkwardly finished dinner, paid and left. Outside I asked if she was ok and she just burst into tears, for like an hour we are sitting outside and she wont stop crying and being a general drama queen.

I was starting to get a bit impatient by this point, we certainly wasn't in love and it was a bit embarrassing.

Of course I apologised several times for my obviously awful joke and did everything I could to comfort her but she said it wasn't that and she'd just rather go home. She cried the whole journey home and I offered to come in to talk it through over a cuppa and to make sure she was ok (honestly :p), she declined.

Turned out it was the anniversary of her brothers death, with alcohol thrown into the mix and my 'genius' joke it was a receipe for disaster. Of course I felt terrible for how the night went but I had no way of knowing. I think we saw each other once more after that.
 
Had a date many moons ago with a young lady, went for drinks at the local pub, i only knew her first name. During the conversation she mentioned the street she lived in, it rang a bell, i mentioned I knew someone who lived there and had been in my year at school. She said she knew her and asked what i thought of her. I launched into a bit of a laughing spiel about how loads of the lads at school had carnal knowledge of her, she was a right slapper but a right good laugh.

After recovering from the pint poured over my head she screamed at me "That's my baby sister!!" and stormed out.

Being in the local pub was probably a bad and good thing. My mates took the **** endlessly, but i could still stay out and have a few beers with them so the night wasn't a total loss.......
 
In my brief history of dating (4 girls including my current long term girlfriend) I've never had a really bad one but the weirdest one was with a New Zealand girl who bought her older sister along.

It was a bit of a blind date really - Introduced by a friend on email! So maybe she was scared I might have been a murderer or something but I had to kinda keep both of them interested.

It went surprisingly well and I ended up seeing her for a few months before she moved back to New Zealand...
 
Back in 2008, picked up a girl who I'd met a couple of times with friends to go watch a movie, unfortunately the movie was Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (had **** written all over it from the start).

I tried to make conversation with her throughout, even with the adverts and trailers, but it wasn't really working. Without our other friends, it turned out we had nothing in common at all. I'm pretty sure she even mentioned under her breath, something along the lines of "This isn't great"... :D

Before I picked her up (in my Toyota Aygo, nonetheless, which the women love), I had muted my stereo as I wanted to talk to her. After the movie, we got back in the car and I put the music back on but had forgotten I'd had it blasting on the way in. She actually screeched as I am frantically tried to turn it down, I scared the **** out of myself too.

Dropped her off, no kiss, no real communication since. Never mind. Her eyes were pretty far apart so good dodge really.

Another time I took a girl out a few times because a colleague of mine told me not to, as he wanted to move in on it. I only did it to wind him up. Horrible kisser, awkward dates and eventually she turned out to be a lesbian, so my colleague lost out anyway.
 
TechMinerUK said:
However the soup one is rather disturbing :eek:
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