What's wrong with banging a girl's pooper?
Says Lothario himself!
Nowt wrong with it if you get the chance. But I think you'll find that many women don't like the idea of a ravaged rectum.
What's wrong with banging a girl's pooper?
Dude, aren't you 12 or 13 years old?What's wrong with banging a girl's pooper?
Says Lothario himself!
Nowt wrong with it if you get the chance. But I think you'll find that many women don't like the idea of a ravaged rectum.
Dude, aren't you 12 or 13 years old?
Oh, right. Confusing you with the lad with the eating disorder.No, I'm 17.
i know, hate him, want to rip his balls off and feed them to him!
Better had be a 70cl or 1 litre bottle, or doesn't count for you being in hospital.
but then many do!
I have a longer, no, longest willy on OCUK!Otherwise add me on msn, as I'm single and have a criminal record, and have a lighter willy than asim.
I have a longer, no, longest willy on OCUK!
im going to finish this nearly full bottle of vodka, if i dont reply tommorow, i passed out and maybe in hospital
Damn, i'm such an idiot.
Im single and have a spare snake. Add me on MSN
nothing in my email fella?
It could be a 3L bottle and that would be even more stupid.
At the risk of being decidedly unsympathetic if that is the worst day you ever have then you'll have led a charmed life, I know that doesn't help much now but realistically most of your problems are fairly minor. Let's look at it: 1) You've lost a boyfriend who is apparantly a bit of a div anyway, 2) wheels getting nicked, bit rubbish but not the end of the World, insurance might even cover it and you've now possibly got to get the bus or walk, either is cheap and gets you out and about, 3) you've lost a snake, again unfortunate but there's a good chance you'll find it relatively quickly.