'Worst facebook status updates ever' thread

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britboy4321

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Some girl I went to school with just updated her status with

'I'm a bit chilly today'.


I would like to propose this as the worldwide least interesting facebook status update EVER .. unless you know better?

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SECOND HALF OF THREAD:

Washing machine epileptic fit. For some wierd reason I found this absolutely hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307jRiE6t5I&feature=player_embedded
 
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"patronizing bitch, of course i know the milngavie train doesnt go to drumchapel and that id have to switch. **** you woman."

Made me rage.

Clearly the ticket lady was just trying to help.
 
cheets64 said:
The one lad, who said it would be so tight to have sex with a baby. end thread

Goggle Adam Devine
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Its fake isnt it?

Wierd though, my mate has wierd ass statements like that all the time. Folk just laugh at it, "LOL - YOUR MENTAL" etc etc.
 
Terrible facebook statuses are things that everyone already knows and no one needs to hear...

XXXXX XXXX "Can't wait till friday"
XXXXX XXXX "TGIF"
XXXXX XXXX "Is hangin' today"

etc.. I don't care that you have a hangover, then 5 people feel it necessary to "like" the status. And of course you're looking forward to Friday, who isn't?

Other terrible statuses are the attention seeking ones...

XXXXX XXXX "is bored"
XXXXX XXXX "is not happy!"
XXXXX XXXX "is ugly"

They state something expecting people to come back and provide attention and ask "Why aren't you happy?". Don't just post "I'm not happy" without explaining why, it's so dumb. Like when people say "guess what?" and actually wait for you to say "what?".
 
There's a girl on my list, a friend of a friend, who's constantly bitching and sniping about unnamed people in her statuses, but it's clear all her mates know who she's talking about.

Pathetic.
 
One of my mates has a kid, and every single update she makes has got something about the kid in it. That get's annoying about after the 2nd time, lol.
 
Really...? REALLY? The worls has come to this? Talking about facebook outside of facebook!!??!

It's as bad as people talking about farmville at the damn pub!!
 
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