'Worst facebook status updates ever' thread

There was a point where this girl I knew was updating facebook on her EVERY movement.

stuff like:

"is going to get some kiwi and watch family guy!"
"Really enjoyed family guy!"
"Is currently updating her facebook status"
 
DampCat said:
My point was self explanatory.

Your posts:
  • I hate talking about facebook outside of facebook, what has the world come to when conversation has dropped this low.
  • there's a chick on my facebook who does that too and i'm now expressing my dislike in a manner that's countring my previous statement that included a lot fo explanation marks.

That was pretty much it. Didn't really have anything to say about thread subscriptions. Just pointing out the contradiction.

Defensive poster is defensive.
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Yes, ever so defensive.

I'm so owned i may go top myself again
 
I don't have a particular example but the attention seekers/ones fishing for replies really get to me. Things like:

"Oh no! I don't believe it, my life couldn't get any worse right now..."

Then loads of people following up with "Are you ok hun?" , "Is everything ok?!??"

Also, people who post vague descriptions of their activities where only a few people would know what they are talking about, like:

"Thanks for today, it really helped me out emotionally and I had a great time with you guys! That person with the thing was soooo funny!"
 
Janesy B said:
Best response ever to a crap update.
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I think this is one of the best responses:

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:eek:
 
Here are a selection from today on mine :

Time to put my evil ear drops in

has just had a guy try telling me he was an undercover traffic police and to slow down...yeah ok...nice blockbuster membership card you ****...jog on and impersonate a dead person

should be swimming

wants my friends to stop leaving me

Feels a bit faint


POINTLESS!!! GRR :)
 
I have this one girl on my Facebook that reckons her life is incredibly interesting and worth offering a running update hourly. Tidbits would be.

'Michelle is walking to her car' ... Yes, she actually pause when walking to her car, whips out her iPhone and updates us all on her progress.

'Michelle is opening her Mars bar' .... Again, stops what she is doing and let the world know she's opening a chocolate.

'Michelle jumps up and leaves with the wind' ..... Yea, I don't know either. Her attempt at posting something 'deep' I imagine.

'Michelle thinks she will make a curry tonite LOLOLOLLOLOOLLOL' ... Not sure what that's suppose to mean. She's very stupid.

I can go on and on but you get the gist of it.
 
I have a girl on my facebook who depresses you more and more with every status update - posting stuff like "Why do I go on anymore?" "Just needs a cuddle..." "More work FML." "So tired I might die."

¬_¬'
 
LOL

damm these iphones and HTCs making this possible!

I get loads of radom game updates as well (freinds play silly facebook games)

and I m like I don't care.......
 
That washing machine made me laugh. I think dual purpose threads are the way forward
 
AMG said:
LOL

damm these iphones and HTCs making this possible!

I get loads of radom game updates as well (freinds play silly facebook games)

and I m like I don't care.......
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Must be the people I hang around with, because I can't remember ever seeing a game update? :confused:
 
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