Worst film you have seen.

sbweightman · 13 May 2011 at 18:27

Aeon Flux (2005)
Killers (2010)
Starship Troopers 2; Heroes of the Federation (2004)

all terrible

Scrutinize · 13 May 2011 at 21:08

Two films, Alex Rider Stormbreaker and Legally Blonde 2...If it wasn't for the intangible benefits of a happy wife, I would not have stayed in the cinema to watch these.

I have seen some naff films in my time, at uni two of my house mates used to go to the local indy video store (not much in the way of dvds then) and rent the most obscure stuff ever every wednesday.

Nothing ever prepared me for Legally Blonde 2 though

p4radox · 13 May 2011 at 21:59

Wanted was pretty terrible.

peterattheboro · 13 May 2011 at 22:13

p4radox said:
Wanted was pretty terrible.

Agreed.

Basically anything with Angelina Jolie is generally dog****.

Was it Bone Collector that was pretty good with her in? That was only good cos of Denzel Washington though.

semi-pro waster · 13 May 2011 at 22:28

p4radox said:
Wanted was pretty terrible.

It certainly wasn't a great film but "worst film you have seen"? Some of you have obviously been a lot more discerning than me if you've managed to avoid anything worse than that.

//edit and yes, the Bone Collector is a pretty decent film.

p4radox · 13 May 2011 at 22:39

semi-pro waster said:
It certainly wasn't a great film but "worst film you have seen"? Some of you have obviously been a lot more discerning than me if you've managed to avoid anything worse than that.

Yeah, worst I've seen. The only others that might come close are GI Joe and The Phantom Menace.

peterattheboro · 13 May 2011 at 22:50

Phantom Menace was crap and I quite enjoyed GI Joe for a disconnect your brain and look at the hot chick action film.

THMRK · 14 May 2011 at 12:04

semi-pro waster said:
It certainly wasn't a great film but "worst film you have seen"? Some of you have obviously been a lot more discerning than me if you've managed to avoid anything worse than that.

//edit and yes, the Bone Collector is a pretty decent film.

Did you check out The Room yet?

semi-pro waster · 14 May 2011 at 13:01

Woody__ said:
Did you check out The Room yet?

I'll add it to a list of things to look at/maybe buy but I won't be doing anything about it for a couple of weeks. I'll try and remember to post what I think when I've done so though.

Pinkribbonscars · 14 May 2011 at 14:11

Jeepers Creepers

steveo · 14 May 2011 at 14:41

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

Jolene Blalock could have been naked all the way through the film and it would still have been a big pile of streaming dog poo

SexyGreyFox · 14 May 2011 at 14:58

steveo said:
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

Jolene Blalock could have been naked all the way through the film and it would still have been a big pile of streaming dog poo

How you can say ST3 is worse than ST2 is beyond me.
ST3 wasn't too bad and at least kept to the comedy and the original.

steveo · 14 May 2011 at 15:20

dmpoole said:
How you can say ST3 is worse than ST2 is beyond me.
ST3 wasn't too bad and at least kept to the comedy and the original.

i pretty much rate them the same ie the worst films i have seen

its just that Jolene had to get a mention

deSade · 14 May 2011 at 16:03

Woody__ said:
Did you check out The Room yet?

I read up on this one. Sounds so bad it's got to be worth a watch!!!

Apparently it's got a cult following of people that go to the movie & scream insults at the screen. If it's really that bad, I think I have to see it.

Does it ever show upon Sky?

LeJosh · 14 May 2011 at 17:05

Woody__ said:
It's not pleasant, is it?

It's difficult to understand how bad the film is until you actually watch it. Worse than you can even imagine.

I was not sober at the time so that might have helped but I felt severely sober after watching it.

It truly is the worst film ever in the history of film making in all the dimensions and worlds put together.

taz488 · 14 May 2011 at 17:14

hot tub time machine was funny!

Old_Man · 14 May 2011 at 18:08

I remembered also considering "No retreat, no surrender" as quite possibly the worst flaming bag a s++t ever watched too. JCVD film my ass. In it for about 5 minutes.

THMRK · 14 May 2011 at 20:06

deSade said:
I read up on this one. Sounds so bad it's got to be worth a watch!!!

Apparently it's got a cult following of people that go to the movie & scream insults at the screen. If it's really that bad, I think I have to see it.

Does it ever show upon Sky?

Never.

And I wouldn't recommend buying it unless you're going to one of the infamous screenings (which happen regularly up and down the country). Although I don't advocate it, perhaps one could acquire it...

Windle · 14 May 2011 at 21:21

Honey is the worst film I have ever seen, it's terrible. TERRIBLE!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322589/

Quint · 14 May 2011 at 22:02

most recently............ Bad Lieutenant