Worst hangover you've had?

Soldato
Joined
27 Sep 2004
Posts
13,699
Location
.
I don't drink or very very rarely at that because of training and so on.

Went out on Thursday, got absolutely hammered, had an amazing time, can remember the whole night but I'm now on my fourth day and still feel the effects, it's awful and sworrying me :p I've broken my record of a three day hangover, which I had back when I was 18.

I couldn't move the day after, couldn't eat or drink a single thing. It was Saturday before I ate and I've been eating loads and drinking 3+ litres everyday. Still wont subside :p

So, what's your worst? I'm just a light weight, I know! :p
 
Waking up to find that I threw up all over my parents expensive rug, trying to clean it with my hands I put the remains in the sink all over the washing before scooting off to bed.

I still think I was spiked, as I can't remember a thing.. There are also pictures of me dancing with a hen party.. so I guess that sums up my reasoning :cool:
 
I drank a whole bottle of laphroiag and ended up in hospital with alcohol enduced gastritis.

Do I win the stupid award?
 
Probably when I woke up and threw up all over my computer (monitor, keyboard, the lot). The feeling of shock and 'noooo wtf!' once I realised just what I had done was horrible. :(
 
Last edited:
Probably mid drunkenness - hangover....woke up in the middle of the night and went for a **** on my chest of draws then turned around and threw up on the bed...... me and the missus still laugh about that night to this day, she woke me up mid-pee by shouting at me "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

Since then i've learnt my lesson about going out without having a proper meal before hand! I hadn't eaten since lunch time then went out and got hammered in the evening :( I hate drinking and only tend to do it once every 3-4 months when a decent party comes along, going out to pubs etc isn't really my thing.
 
Probably when I passed out on a sofa and trapped my arm underneath me, like when it goes to sleep. Except it was like that for so long that I lost the use of my right arm properly for days - must have done some muscle damage. I couldn't write, play squash, hold a cup of water etc... bad times. I couldn't even do the "dutch rudder" either before you ask :p;):D

This was years ago and I'm much more mature now though :D Not.
 
Last edited:
I've had some pretty nasty hangovers, but I prescribe to hair of the dog a lot so I'm quickly ****ed again. Then I'm even more hungover the next day, repeat. And then soon enough you'll actually drink yourself sober.

Though I wasn't aware alcohol would effect a train...
 
Possibly yesterday. I was in Adventure Bar in Covent Garden on Saturday night and drank a mixture of cocktails and beer. Great at the time, yesterday was just awful - even worse that I had to spend time at my Grandma's!
 
Never really had a killer hangover, but three of my mates at high school got so drunk on Absinth that one of them collapsed and the other two put him in a wheelbarrow and took him to A&E (they didn't drive as they were only 16, and they had no money for a taxi), turns out his kidneys failed and almost died of alcohol poisoning. They all got into a lot of trouble for it.

He was off school for ages afterwards and was pretty much laughed at everyday for the rest of the term when he came back.
 
Day after dads funeral I was passed out on the bus to the airport, lots of 7% cider left me needing 2 massive and horrible breakfasts followed by 2 horrible lunches....

In my first month of uni I ran out of money so it was a few pints to have me on the floor, I think that evening I got bought 8-9 pints and all I ate for the previous 3 days was pasta (all I had) that was 2-3 days of being stuck in bed with a lack of nutrients I wish to forget (went into uni in the afternoon and then went straight back to sleep).

Just before uni got so drunk I was sick all my stir fry in my sleep. Woke up to find that I automatically sleep in the recovery position saving my self for a difficult night... That took a couple of days to work off

Plenty of 2 day hang overs but no longer, usually have enough food to work it off.
 
Mine... a few weeks ago.

Rarely drink, maybe got out once a month and have a few, and as such I can be hit quite hard without realising how little I've drank.

Long story short I got off the bus a few weeks ago to go to toilet, left my friend on the bus. Woke up some hours later covered in blood with some girl sitting on my lap trying to bring me around.

Still no idea what happened to this day! Luckily the worst that happened was a badly cut nose, and some broken teeth (which have now been repaired). Had concussion for a good few days and had to take a week off work.

Pretty much gone off drink now, seems utterly pointless. Got a limit of a few beers on a night out now, don't like loosing control.
 
Last edited:
I've never really suffered from major hangovers, not that I'm much of a drinker these days anyway.

Think the worst I had was after a wedding reception where I drank a ridiculous amount. I know I only got home due to my parents towing me there and I threw up at least twice before getting there, including once into a neighbours hedge. I was in bed most of the next day, completely out of it. Never had a hangover that bad since.
 
Worst one if probably was when I got kicked off a bus (fell asleep, D'oh!) and then started walking down the middle of the road cause I didnt know where the hell I was... Thankfully the first car was a taxi!

Woke up the next evening as I couldnt move and was white as a ghost, that and my lip had blew up like I had an allergic reaction to something! Still have video's on my phone that we took and I still cant remember what the hell happend.
 
My worst one was the first time I was drunk.
I landed up in hospital to have the ol' stomach pumped the next day, not that there was anything in there left but bile.

Cutting a long story short, I drank a hell of a lot, in a very very short space of time .

The other one was about 3 weeks ago, woke up still hammered, something I've not done in years.
 
Cant remember that last hangover I had, no matter how drunk I get I'm usually ok the next day but I religiously drink water before bed.

Only bad stories about being drunk and waking up in the middle of a road with my mum sat on a chair next to me and a quilt over me. However that was allowed, my Dad had just had his first stroke.
 
I've had quite a few in the past that have lasted over two days. All caused by rather excessive volumes of wine and spirits. The things on does when one is single. :D
 
Back
Top Bottom