Worst names for people?

Mr Badger · 26 Oct 2024 at 16:14

Nelly said:

That may top my W Anchor (call me Bill) anecdote.

alexakasloth · 26 Oct 2024 at 16:23

dave28 said:
Strangely enough I have met people with the exact same first name and Surname. Penny Penny.

I kid you not, that was her real name lol.

Was her nickname tuppence?

mickyflinn · 26 Oct 2024 at 16:26

Richard (Dick) Head .

Richard Head - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

TrojanWhore · 26 Oct 2024 at 17:11

K.C. Leblanc said:
Randy Baumgardner

Randy Baumgardner - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Made even better by him resigning after allegations of sexual harassment.

There was a kid in my brother's year at school called Murray Christmas

potatolord · 26 Oct 2024 at 17:25

Canaan Banana, the former president of Zumbabwe, was arrested on trumped-up charges, leading to headlines like this:

Sasahara · 26 Oct 2024 at 18:10

A Teacher called Mrs A Rouse

cheesefest · 27 Oct 2024 at 22:20

potatolord said:
I once had to call out a customer's name and shouted "Mrs Death to reception".

She was furious, and told me it was pronounced "DayArth".

It’s spelt D’Ath

judmann · Saturday at 20:22

Wayne Kerr

roddypoddy · Saturday at 20:32

Joe King

Cromulent · Saturday at 20:44

roddypoddy said:
Joe King

I went to school with a kid called that.

Stu999 · Saturday at 20:45

Cromulent said:
I went to school with a kid called that.

And was he?

Cromulent · Saturday at 20:47

Stu999 said:
And was he?

Hah. I didn't really know him that well as he was in the year above me.

NickK · Saturday at 20:51

Isobel Gray
Theresa Greene
Willy Swerve

Isobel Gray used to be at out school. Theresa Greene was at work.

something daft already!! · Saturday at 21:38

I once spoke to a customer when I worked at NTL, called Mr *******<illegitimate child>. He said his name and said was actually nice really and not a *******.

NickK · Sunday at 03:09

something daft already!! said:
I once spoke to a customer when I worked at NTL, called Mr *******<illegitimate child>. He said his name and said was actually nice really and not a *******.

Not Alan B’stard? A New Statesman fan?

Eddie · Sunday at 05:02

Used to go fishing with a bloke called Chris Peacock.

something daft already!! · Sunday at 08:28

NickK said:
Not Alan B’stard? A New Statesman fan?

Regrettably not. Not sure if it was a joke name or not but that was what was on ICMS and he confirmed the name and it was spelt correctly.

Stu999 · Sunday at 12:48

Eddie said:
Used to go fishing with a bloke called Chris Peacock.

We used to sometimes use that a name for the screens when bowling.

Hussman · Monday at 11:11

A collegue of mine taught a child at primary school with the forename, Rizla.

After the cigarette papers.

darael · Monday at 11:16

I saw somebody in the news called Annalise. I didn't see the 2nd N the first time I read the name...