Worst thing you've found in your food

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I'm just sat here scoffing my dinner and I find a ladybird wing in my cabbage. This got me thinking, what's the worst thing you've found in your food ?

I also once found a caterpillar in my strawberry yoghurt :(

MW
 
Bit into a scotch egg, as I pulled the other part in my hand away from my mouth there was some blue plastic stuck in the meat layer, apparently its from the ingredients that are covered by a plastic film at the factory, I received a cash gift voucher and an apology.
 
A stud ear ring in the base of a pizza from a kebab shop with a score on the doors rating of zero out of five.
 
A dirty great black hair. Looked like it came off a dog. And half the end bit off a cabbage or lettuce or sommat in a kebab. Had the dirt on the bottom and everything.
 
A distinct absence of wafer in my KitKat.

I was very happy that I'd had a solid chocolate one but also appauled at their lack of quality control, so I went and bought another one.

Same.

Megusta.
 
Bit into a teacake and found a really sharp plastic peg/spike thing :(

Also had shards of glass in some pre-packed ham, and a pube in a slice of cake from a SKANKY cafe (note to self: Never eat anywhere in Kilburn ever again).
 
Once found some salad in my burger. Awful, luckily I spotted it before I bit into it!

Nothing really! Apart from the odd chunk of bone from a pie or similar. Now I do not buy cheap pies!
 
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