Would it be possible to tame a fly?

SeraphX · 31 May 2011 at 17:22

[TW]Sponge;19263620 said:
You're a speshal person aren't you.

Fixed

mistercrabb · 31 May 2011 at 17:40

Valentino said:
But then i get more flies

That's because you need to shower first.

Gavmeister · 31 May 2011 at 18:07

[TW]Sponge;19263620 said:
You're a special person aren't you.

lcg · 31 May 2011 at 19:07

Valentino said:
There is one in my room, it's been cohabitating with me for about 3 days now, i was wondering if i would be able to tame it and teach it to do loop the loops and things like that. Anyone know if anyones ever managed to tame a fly?

You can teach it to dive and run

mame · 31 May 2011 at 19:22

I taught one to fly

Fenris · 31 May 2011 at 19:26

That depends, is it brundle-fly?

Muban · 31 May 2011 at 19:28

If you are very very quiet and you listen oh so carefully you might just hear him squealing.......

.....Help me! Help meeee!

StoutMeister · 31 May 2011 at 19:47

If it is a lady fly, you two may after time become quite attached, settle down and produce babies.

Valentino · 31 May 2011 at 23:20

This is getting on my nerves now. I've spent the past two hours now trying to kill it. It's just doesn't stay still, and if it settles for even one moment, as soon as i get close enough it notices me and flies away. ARGH! It keeps taunting me too, flies really close to me just to annoy me i think :mad:

[FnG]magnolia · 31 May 2011 at 23:26

Your life sounds horribly broken and I think you should seek professional help immediately.

Valentino · 31 May 2011 at 23:28

Why does everyone keep questioning my sanity just because there is an annoying fly pestering me? Nobody else ever had a slippery fly that bugged them?

[FnG]magnolia · 31 May 2011 at 23:37

Brian Fantana said:
Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

Tefal · 31 May 2011 at 23:39

3 days?

I think it'll die naturally of old age before you can train it now.

Cleeecooo · 1 Jun 2011 at 00:12

Get a spider

~>Dg<~ · 1 Jun 2011 at 01:28

StoutMeister said:
If it is a lady fly, you two may after time become quite attached, settle down and produce babies.

his left hand is a claw so hes creative

Rameses · 1 Jun 2011 at 01:30

[TW]Sponge;19263620 said:
You're a special person aren't you.

Pighardia said:
Are you Kwerk in disguise?

hahahaha

Edit: You can't tame flys but you can budges! how he tames/controls/teaches these birds is amazing

Nigel014 · 1 Jun 2011 at 01:39

Found a funny thing on the interwebs about fly's.

A fly and a train are traveling towards each other. Ultimately they will collide. As they do, the overpowering mass of the train will force the fly to travel in the opposite direction. To do this the fly must first stop.

So, in that millisecond when the fly stops to change direction it is in contact with the train, therefore the train must be stopped too...

I must lie down now, quantum physics was never my thing

Limpnoodle · 1 Jun 2011 at 01:41

Tame a fly to do what? i dont get it, its not like they will go and get you a beer or something..

Tame a fly to do what??!!

or maybe a fly bath where u put ur feet in and the maggots eat off the crap.

GreatAuk · 1 Jun 2011 at 01:48

I think I saw some video once where a small fly/flea/something was stuck on its back to a flat surface, and had a tiny ball stuck to its feet, to as it struggled, it looked like it was playing with the ball.... Quite cruel really!

Nigel014 said:
Found a funny thing on the interwebs about fly's.

A fly and a train are traveling towards each other. Ultimately they will collide. As they do, the overpowering mass of the train will force the fly to travel in the opposite direction. To do this the fly must first stop.

So, in that millisecond when the fly stops to change direction it is in contact with the train, therefore the train must be stopped too...

I must lie down now, quantum physics was never my thing

Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs

Stormyx · 1 Jun 2011 at 01:51

lol O_O