would you ask out girl in Asda?

toon_mad · 25 Jan 2010 at 14:26

robgmun said:
No wonder chavs are outbreeding the rest of us when so many have problems simply asking out a girl

this, and the fact that most people who go on shows like jeremy kyle who have about 7 kids and are all related to each other in some way.

Rich_L · 25 Jan 2010 at 14:29

I think you should meet with the manager, and ask him to program a code into the till with a certain bar code, so when you hand over an item with the code on, it comes up on the till

WILL U GO OUT WITH ME??

Yeah, that would be uber

=VTA=MANFACE · 25 Jan 2010 at 14:35

oneale90 said:
Stop being a wuss and ask the Girl !

^^

Morgoth · 25 Jan 2010 at 14:38

Rich_L said:
I think you should meet with the manager, and ask him to program a code into the till with a certain bar code, so when you hand over an item with the code on, it comes up on the till

WILL U GO OUT WITH ME??

Yeah, that would be uber

Man, that would be beautiful.

'Wes · 25 Jan 2010 at 14:39

Rich_L said:
I think you should meet with the manager, and ask him to program a code into the till with a certain bar code, so when you hand over an item with the code on, it comes up on the till

WILL U GO OUT WITH ME??

Yeah, that would be uber

You'll make her believe till's have feelings if she's blonde.

Rich_L · 25 Jan 2010 at 14:40

Hm good point.

OK, when you go to pay, instead of handing over your cash card, hand over a card with

"Smile if you want to sleep with me" on it

Hopefully she'll smile

ajstan · 25 Jan 2010 at 14:51

Rich_L said:
I think you should meet with the manager, and ask him to program a code into the till with a certain bar code, so when you hand over an item with the code on, it comes up on the till

WILL U GO OUT WITH ME??

Yeah, that would be uber

I worked in sainsburys as a part time job when I was 16 and that is easily possible

E61 Grouphead · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:15

The till should also flash up with a photo of the OP and the message:

'Greetings fair maiden, will thou covet my tasty trouser treat'

Slogan · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:17

Rich_L said:
"Smile if you want to sleep with me" on it

Hopefully she'll smile

Smile whilst holding the silent alarm button under her till.

Laney88 · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:19

Well guys i hear rumours that me and Nickg share the same ASDA so as my bus home from work goes past said ASDA I am going to have to go in and investigate on behalf of the OcUK public.

Phone is charged so i shal indeed take photos of any evidence which i may come across.

Wish me luck!

toon_mad · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:22

Laney88 said:
Well guys i hear rumours that me and Nickg share the same ASDA so as my bus home from work goes past said ASDA I am going to have to go in and investigate on behalf of the OcUK public.

Phone is charged so i shal indeed take photos of any evidence which i may come across.

Wish me luck!

quality, keep us updated 00Asda :cool:

The Running Man · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:24

i knew it was a bad idea to post this on here. i should have posted:

'should i think about posting details of a crush on OCUK'...

answer NO!

Laney88 · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:26

Nickg said:
i knew it was a bad idea to post this on here. i should have posted:

'should i think about posting details of a crush on OCUK'...

answer NO!

Maybe this as a bluff to keep me in the wrong ASDA lol

What do we think?

Soviet · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:26

Nickg said:
i knew it was a bad idea to post this on here. i should have posted:

'should i think about posting details of a crush on OCUK'...

answer NO!

Just get it over with and ask her.

Vita · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:30

Nickg said:
i knew it was a bad idea to post this on here. i should have posted:

'should i think about posting details of a crush on OCUK'...

answer NO!

WUSS.

kai · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:37

Laney88 said:
Well guys i hear rumours that me and Nickg share the same ASDA so as my bus home from work goes past said ASDA I am going to have to go in and investigate on behalf of the OcUK public.

Phone is charged so i shal indeed take photos of any evidence which i may come across.

Wish me luck!

Ask her out before Nickg does.

Vita · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:39

Laney88 said:
Well guys i hear rumours that me and Nickg share the same ASDA so as my bus home from work goes past said ASDA I am going to have to go in and investigate on behalf of the OcUK public.

Phone is charged so i shal indeed take photos of any evidence which i may come across.

Wish me luck!

SOMEONE SHINE THE TEFAL LIGHT!11!1

Dark Sun · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:39

tell her you got a 5970 and its over 12 inches.

matt_fsr · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:40

kai said:
Ask her out before Nickg does.

This! +1

Mr-White · 25 Jan 2010 at 15:44

Rich_L said:
I think you should meet with the manager, and ask him to program a code into the till with a certain bar code, so when you hand over an item with the code on, it comes up on the till

WILL U GO OUT WITH ME??

Yeah, that would be uber

Programming all the tills to recognise that barcode, that would turn Asda in to Chaos with all their till staff being asked out on a date lol

MW