wtf moment at the doc's this mornin

Cosimo · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:03

She just wants to play with your bits at the next appointment.

ChroniC · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:04

Definitely about your penis, why else would you be angry. Gutted mate, It happens to most of us sometime or another. lol.

Col_M · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:08

Amleto said:
The nurse was the chatty type, which was a bit annoying but whatever.

"Oh, so you have a xxx problem?"

xxx = misanthropy?

alexthecheese · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:08

OP has to explain what xxx is.

And she knew because it was on your medical records that she was rifling through?

alexthecheese · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:08

I'd probably actually report it, because I'm in that kinda mood.

bazaarboy · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:10

hang on, maybe the OP has already said what the problem is
XXX is a triple X chromosome, or triple X syndrome
OP, are a tall girl with personality and psychological problems?

cainer · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:10

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Careful Now!

haha, was going to say the same

ins0mn1ac · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:12

Why report her? I'd rather not pee off a nurse in case I really did need her help one day! or worse still, she had to take blood and just made it super painful

alexthecheese · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:14

Being unprofessional? The thread isn't the best in the world because we haven't a clue what he has, but I understand the sentiment.

It's like going in for a check-up on a broken toe and then someone saying "oh, so you have haemmorhoids, then?"

doofer · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:14

Amleto said:
with a raised eyebrow

At least you can get something up...

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TheVoice · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:14

Judgeneo · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:14

Send them back.

DampDog · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:16

The wife suggested i get one of them d!ck enlargers, so i did.. She's 21 and her names lucy

platypus · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:16

Boring.

Borrish · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:19

Redgie said:
This annoys me too, I fail to see how the receptionist feels that they are involved in the doctor - patient confidentiality of it all.

I realise of course that they may represent a good shield against people wasting doctors time for no reason, by responding with "You don't need to come in if you're shivering, just turn the heat on", but I'd still rather they not ask.

That said, it does give the opportunity for some comical responses.

It's to decide when you can get an appointment. If you have an illness that might require a prescription you will get an earlier appointment since it goes down as an emergency.

malfunkshun · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:23

DampDog said:
The wife suggested i get one of them d!ck enlargers, so i did.. She's 21 and her names lucy

I hadn't wondered what Lucy_Bee was up to these days, but thanks for the info anyway

LOAM · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:23

The horror of someone medically trained at your Doctors surgery reading your medical notes much be dreadful I imagine. Perhaps ring up and get a sick note for stress?.

Amleto · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:37

haha

Now I'm sorry I redacted with 'xxx'

If it makes any difference please read xxx as thyroid (about as boring as diabetes and similarly as annoying).

Please continue with in-your-endo

mrk · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:37

HecFam said:
I have a xxx problem too,

I love Vin Diesel and i just cant stop watching it. Strange they keep it on record though.

malfunkshun · 17 Jan 2013 at 11:49

Amleto said:
haha

Now I'm sorry I redacted with 'xxx'

If it makes any difference please read xxx as thyroid (about as boring as diabetes and similarly as annoying).

Please continue with in-your-endo

Then her observation was excellent as thyroid problems often come with joint/muscle/tendon pain.