WTF?!

[penski]

I bought a couple of bottles of Strawberry-flavoured Frijj earlier (twoferrapaaaaahhhhhnd) and just opened one. Sniffed it before drinking and...






...It has a distinct odour of semen.

Opened the other bottle to check and it smelled of strawberry milkshake.

Wafted my nose back over to the first bottle and again I inhaled...Tentatively this time.

Semen. Definitely semen.

So...Do I throw it in the bin or storm down to Asda in the morning demanding to know who hahs yogged into my milkshake?

*n

 

[Cybermyk]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

 

[Pulsar_GTI]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

loool

 

[Metalface Mark]

Penski was obviously having sex with your friiij behind your back.

 

[Sho]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

LOL.!

 

[Vita]

Why would you smell your semen?

 

[GeForce]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

LMAO

And definitely go back down there and demand to know who it was. Please video the conversation

 

[JBuk]

you should drink it like it was gods own nectar












*i wouldnt though

 

[Nitefly]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

Arn't they sealed?

 

[stude1983]

neck it! lol!

 

[Schizophonic]

If you just opened one how would some put their man juice on it?

I bet it would be different if it was from a woman.

 

[jon86]

Take it back. I'm sure they will give you the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Repta]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

LOL

 

[penski]

LMAO

And definitely go back down there and demand to know who it was. Please video the conversation

Asking the middle aged bint on the customer service desk to smell a bottle of milky fluid then asking if she knows what ***** smells like will only end one way...

*n

 

[m@rty]

Why would you smell your semen?

you dont??

 

[gillywibble]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

 

[jon86]

Just say it smells bad and the person will smell it and realise it doesn't smell right (whatever the person thinks it smells like).

 

[JBuk]

Just say it smells bad and the person will smell it and realise it doesn't smell right (whatever the person thinks it smells like).

you are still talking about the bottle arnt you?

 

[Vulcan]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

Haha, I needed that.

 

[GeForce]

you are still talking about the bottle arnt you?

Oh dear..!