WTF?!

[Megahurtz400]

Smell-o-vision/Net or it didnt happen!

 

[JBuk]

Smell-o-vision/Net or it didnt happen!

grab a glass of milk, add some strawberries or similar, shoot your muck into it then sniff/taste whatever, i`m sure that will be quite close to what Penski has a bottle of

 

[Greenlizard0]

If it's still relatively full I'm sure they'll let you exchange it for another. Have you still got the receipt?

 

[JBuk]

If it's still relatively full I'm sure they'll let you exchange it for another. Have you still got the receipt?

why would he want another spunkshake?

 

[GhostlyPea]

Quite obviously the person who bottled that stuff didn't realise that bulls don't generally have an "udder"....

- Pea0n

 

[penski]

I binned it. I'm not going all the way back to Asda to exchange a milkshake.

*n

 

[Megahurtz400]

I binned it. I'm not going all the way back to Asda to exchange a milkshake.

*n

Principles man....

Id never let a supermarket get away with cumming in my milshake!!

 

[Zefan]

Your mistake was buying the Strawberry.

Always, always get the cholocate fudge brownie. At least then it's just poo not semen.

 

[James07]

Did you wash your hands before you opened it?

LOL

Quality post

*sits back*

 

[penski]

Your mistake was buying the Strawberry.

Always, always get the cholocate fudge brownie. At least then it's just poo not semen.

Zefan in 'rather be a faecophiliac than taste semen again' SHOCKER!

*n

 

[Viper²]

It's 50p for gawd's sake. Bin it.

 

[penski]

It's 50p for gawd's sake. Bin it.

The thread is only 50 posts for God's sake. Read it.

*n

 

[Viper²]

The thread is only 50 posts for God's sake. Read it.

*n

You were deliberating whether to storm back to Asda though.

 

[Converge]

Lucky you didnt drink it and your girlfriend kissed you and smelt it on you, she'd be wondering what you must have been doing!

Try explaining the semen Frijj to her then!

 

[OzyOly]

This thread deserves stars.

 

[Hxc]

I've got a friend who whenever she buys a Frijj or whatever they are, she always buys the chocolate ones that say "suspiciously fudgy" on the side.

I on the other hand actively avoid those ones.

 

[edscdk]

can i order 5 of those?

 

[FrostedNipple]

You were deliberating whether to storm back to Asda though.

no, he has already said hes binned it!

 

["andy"]

phone the number on back of bottle and complain

receive crate of milkshake in 2-3 weeks time

 

[DarkShadow]

Asking the middle aged bint on the customer service desk to smell a bottle of milky fluid then asking if she knows what ***** smells like will only end one way...

*n

Hahahahaha, do it!