WTF!!!

You will have to find out who own's that land where they have set up!, as they are the only
ones to ask them to**** off.Police will ask the same thing as well.
you will have to contact the land owner and tekll them about it, then they will inform the police
and then they can be moved on ;)...

OR

NUKE THEM
 
Have a chat with your neighbours, see if anyone knows anything.

My grandpa has been ripped off a few times, they came round, started cutting our trees when we were asleep and intimidated my grandpa into lifting £600 for them. This has happened 3 or so times when I was too little to do anything about it.

They prey on the old and weak, show no mercy.
 
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find a local factory and ask if they have a few reels of pallet wrap.

get a few of the guys in the street to go out one night and completely cover it in wrap over windows and doors. Hook it up to a car, drive it 10 miles down the road, dump it in a lay-by, cut wrap over door and leave.

Then speak to everyone again about getting gates put up.
 
The answer is simple.

Print this out, stick it up at the window. Problem solved.

caravanbegone.jpg


Easiest way of getting rid of em tbh.
 
get the land owner to fill it with cows or better still get his john deere out and his muck spreader and go spread some **** on his field !
and film it too
 
There were gypsies on the way home from me by the industrial estate and the kid who was like 6 had a ******* machete and all sorts of dangerous ****. I was ******** myself whenevwr he came near!!!
 
Go and watch Snatch. Apply to real life.

Alternativley go and dig a large trench accross the entrance to the land.
 
Advance scout party.

Just wait 'til the others hear about the nice piece of ground with no gates, where the homeowners will help you move your caravan into place. The locals will even stick up nice pictures of gardens to make the newcomers feel more welcome. Gypo heaven.

Can you hear them coming yet?
 
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