Gay gypsy lumberjack tresspassers?! I might have known!

If there is even the slightest chance that these men are gypos, then instant action is required.
You should dig a pit outside the front door of their caravan, that way they should fall in it when they step out the door, deep enough that they can't get out and then make them watch as you tear their nasty little **** box apart with a crowbar and a sledge hammer.
Then wee on them.
That should put them off.

Sometime in the near future....
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Then my work here is done.That xkcd comic as a sig makes my skin crawl. Ive been trying to ignore it since yesterday morning!