Yes - we've all seen timecube before...

penski · 23 Sep 2006 at 01:22

But...Did you know that THE EARTH EXPANDED!?

I thank the internet...for giving a voice to those people who harrass you on the street and demand that you repent for Jesus.

*n

Raikiri · 23 Sep 2006 at 01:24

"Did the Earth expanded...?"

Well, I for one am convinced

aix0 · 23 Sep 2006 at 01:26

Couldn't watch the whole of the clip, ya reckon that guy has too much time on his hands? dole dosser? benifit fraud? muslim?

panthro · 23 Sep 2006 at 01:52

I prefer the Timecube, but this guy hasnt explained where the magma came from to make the Earth expand so much!

Steve09 · 23 Sep 2006 at 01:55

aix0 said:
ya reckon that guy has too much time on his hands? dole dosser? benifit fraud? muslim?

LMAO

penski · 23 Sep 2006 at 01:59

I reckon him and the TimeCube guy should bust out some Cosmic Fighting.

*n

panthro · 23 Sep 2006 at 02:09

penski said:
I reckon him and the TimeCube guy should bust out some Cosmic Fighting.

*n

Now that is the greatest thing ever.........

Do you have any physical proof that you were abducted by aliens and lived on their planet for 11 years?

It is illegal for me to take any of their technologies and bring them to Earth. One can only guess what disastrous things mankind would use these technologies for. The only physical evidence I have is a mercury-based silicon nodule implanted in my cerebral cortex. The Visitors use this to track my location. When I die, I would like for that nodule to be extracted from my body and examined. You will see that the nodule will have a chemical composition no one on Earth has seen before. That will be your proof.

Spit · 23 Sep 2006 at 09:37

What nutters! Honite energy, LMAO!

I so wanted that guys balloon to burst

Spit · 23 Sep 2006 at 09:51

Even Grand Celestial Masters need decent holidays:

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Sweetloaf · 23 Sep 2006 at 10:18

WOW does this mean the Earth is in fact getting more Hollowerer :eek:

Who's coming with me?

danza · 23 Sep 2006 at 10:21

Don't be stupid. Of course the Earth did expanded, how else can it be explained?

Continental drift? Poppycock.

Docaroo · 23 Sep 2006 at 11:15

OH GOD!!! Why couldn't I have seen this 3 years ago!

I've just wasted my life - my Geology degree is now meaningless!! Oh nooeeesssss

I would very much love to take this guy on a field trip and rub his face on the rocks that prove all the theories that he has denied. Just utter rubbish. If I ever met this guy I would whack him round the face with a meaty lump of Blueschist...

Biohazard · 23 Sep 2006 at 11:18

I mean seriously WTF?

Docaroo · 23 Sep 2006 at 11:19

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST READ THIS BIT:

*******MORON said:
...NOTICE ON THE OCEAN FLOORS THERE IS AN ATLANTIC RIDGE AND
A PACIFIC RIDGE. THERE ARE ALSO HORIZONTAL AND VERTICAL
RIDGES. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? ITS ONLY POSSIBLE IF THE EARTH
EXPANDED.

Literally... my breakfast has collided with my monitor! I'm going to show that site to my lecturers on monday... hahahah jesus.

edit:

god it just gets better!

MORON said:
THIS WOULD EXPLAIN THE MANY MARINE FOSSILS FOUND IN
THE PLAINS AND ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAINS,

I have literally just got back from a 2 week field trip to the Alps where we have explained why there are fossils up there... i mean.. literally! Timing couldn't be any better!!

Brizzles · 23 Sep 2006 at 11:22

".then i got some tape and stuck all the pieces on a balloon
...to create a working model "

This Science stuff goes straight over my head

Docaroo · 23 Sep 2006 at 11:25

oh dear... I think I'm going to cry. My whole degree has been rendered pointless by this guy!

moron said:
AFRICA WILL SEPARATE FROM
EUROPE

oh no it wont.... they have been colliding since ~100My ago....oh jesus.

moron said:
. HOPEFULLY
WHEN I BLEW UP THE BALLOON, YOU NOTICED THE ATLANTIC AND
PACIFIC OCEANS WERE FORMED AT THE VERY SAME TIME. ALSO INDIA
HAS NEVER LEFT ASIA.

I hope he has a better theory on how the Himalayas were formed....

edit;

and the final nail in the coffin, he suggests this occurred less than 3000y ago??

oh god.

danza · 23 Sep 2006 at 11:35

mrdbristol said:
".then i got some tape and stuck all the pieces on a balloon
...to create a working model "

This Science stuff goes straight over my head

I know what you mean, this guy is clearly a genius.

Treefrog · 23 Sep 2006 at 12:05

danza said:
I know what you mean, this guy is clearly a genius.

But not a scientific one

He could get a job writing scripts for Jackanory :rolleyes:

Bri · 23 Sep 2006 at 12:06

THE PYRAMIDS ARE BUILT ALL AROUND THE EARTH. THE SIMILAR STRUCTURES SUGGEST,THAT
THE BUILDERS KNEW EACH OTHER

Well, it's just like nowadays. All the sparks know a good joiner, all the joiners know a good plasterer.

This guy has talent