You call that a knife? This, is a knife.

reflex · 26 Jul 2006 at 23:46

Neon said:
no im not no one seemed to care her son died! which made things worse! but yeh sure good on her

Well i didnt bother reading that until you said it but yeah *runs*

Neoni · 26 Jul 2006 at 23:47

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
The attack happened in Sept 2005, her son died some time between then and now. You know the events arent related, yeah?

i didnt read dates.

Clarkey · 26 Jul 2006 at 23:48

Fair play to her but how exactly do you get out of bed, out of the room and downstairs without the guy who was standing next to the bed putting his knife into you?

Neoni · 26 Jul 2006 at 23:50

Clarkey said:
Fair play to her but how exactly do you get out of bed, out of the room and downstairs without the guy who was standing next to the bed putting his knife into you?

"Wait here while i phone the police"

Le_Petit_Lapin · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:02

Clarkey said:
Fair play to her but how exactly do you get out of bed, out of the room and downstairs without the guy who was standing next to the bed putting his knife into you?

Mind control. The little old lady was really a Jedi.

PrettyInPink · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:10

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Mind control. The little old lady was really a Jedi.

More like yoda

Yoda mode

"Knife you call that? hmmmm , knife this is"

Le_Petit_Lapin · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:20

Definately Jedi:

Biohazard · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:31

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Definately Jedi:

lol you have too much time on your hands

SideWinder · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:34

Kell_ee001 said:
Lucky she didn't try to play "knifey - spoony" instead

Where's that from, the game knifey-spoony..i saw it and i can't remember where.

cymatty · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:35

Two men were jailed at Liverpool Crown Court last week in connection with the incident.

Even better.

Biohazard · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:36

cymatty said:
Even better.

they'll be out on good behavour eating their fish suppers at home reading about their 'custodial' sentence... :rolleyes:

crunchman · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:43

SideWinder said:
Where's that from, the game knifey-spoony..i saw it and i can't remember where.

The Simpsons

cymatty · 27 Jul 2006 at 00:50

Biohazard said:
they'll be out on good behavour eating their fish suppers at home reading about their 'custodial' sentence...

True but to keep me happy and calm I will pretend they got a proper sentance ( like 10years)

Greenlizard0 · 27 Jul 2006 at 01:18

Good on the old lady, I'm liking the light saber too

SideWinder · 27 Jul 2006 at 01:19

crunchman said:
The Simpsons

cobxx · 27 Jul 2006 at 01:28

Haha, good job lady!

funny old lady said:
"I think the burglar was quite surprised."

Quite suprised? You're lucky he didn't have a heart attack love....

Le_Petit_Lapin · 27 Jul 2006 at 10:22

cobxx said:
Haha, good job lady!

Quite suprised? You're lucky he didn't have a heart attack love....

Shame he didn't.

VeNT · 27 Jul 2006 at 10:24

lol
classic liverpool.

on a sadder note, her son (who stopped her stabbing the guy) died in a car accsident afterwards.

D4VE · 27 Jul 2006 at 10:49

AJUK · 27 Jul 2006 at 11:01

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Good on her!

She should have gutted him too!

and then charged his family for cleaning up the mess made from his guts spilling out onto her carpet.