You know you're a student when...

.. When you live with a group of retarded 18 year olds getting their 'first taste of freedom' while their ego and self proclaimed 'coolness' goes through the roof.
 
....when you sit in your pyjamas all day and havent been to lectures all week, instead sat round eating Rustlers and playing Guitar Hero.
 
Well it goes from Rustlers > Pork Farms Cheese and Ham slices or Chicken and Bacon slices > Not sure what I'll be eating as a quick snack in my 3rd year.
 
peetee said:
only 1st years eat rustlers. Disguisting tbh, true students are all amazing in the kitchen.
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this is true. But only happens on the first week of term after your parents have took you shopping. have you seen the price of chicken fillets these days?

another one. you miss lectures to do group tours around uni for prospective kids only because you can tap up the finger buffet (and a doggy bag) and litres of tea and coffee
 
...when you attend the Freshers fair even though you're in your second year - simply to pick up the flyers and shampoo samples several times. I managed to get 14 samples of shampoo - I need some more :(

(memory stolen from mrmoose).
 
5 for £4 frozen ready meals seem healthy and nutritious.

Anyone notice how much weight first year students gain? We're supposed to be poor but I had more money than sense. I'm paying for it now though.
 
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