You know you're ill when...

penski · 19 Oct 2007 at 19:40

My barking spider has epilepsy

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randal · 19 Oct 2007 at 19:44

The chocolate starfish says: NEIN!

benneh · 19 Oct 2007 at 20:29

, hope it works out well penski.

syke · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:21

Hope everything is okay mate.

And good choice on the Cookie Dough.

penski · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:26

I'll update the pic in the OP in a sec...

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syke · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:26

*awaits cartons of B&J Cookie Dough next to toilet roll*

Akira · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:28

Hope it turns out ok for you Mr P.

JodieO · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:28

My kids have had similar bugs this year, couldn't eat anything without being sick or needing the loo within 20 mins. Took a week or so to get over it and they needed the rehydration sachets to help as well as it's not just water you need to replace but the sodium as well.

Caitlin had it for over a week and was projectile vomiting as well, not nice as a 5 year old

I was told to give them water, ice lollies, anything with lots of water or runny ie yoghurt but also to have dry food such as toast etc to keep trying as things will keep on running through you until you get over the illness anyway.

penski · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:32

My gf is off out seeing Sean Locke tonight with a few friends. It's a safe bet she'll have a go at me for using all the loo roll.

I'M BLEEDING OUT MY BUM, YEH MUCKLE DAFTIE!

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syke · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:37

I feel sorry for that toilet.

I hope you have more left? (loo roll)

goldilocks · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:40

i hope you feel better soon

don't let that bottle of water leave your side, hydrate, try and eat small amounts (if you can bear it)

penski · 19 Oct 2007 at 22:57

syke said:
I feel sorry for that toilet.

I hope you have more left? (loo roll)

Got six rolls left now...Dropped one in the bath :/

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syke · 19 Oct 2007 at 23:20

penski said:
Got six rolls left now...Dropped one in the bath :/

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Lol.

That ought to last you..two days.

el_dazza · 19 Oct 2007 at 23:22

syke said:
Lol.

That ought to last you..two days.

Hours, more like! Hope it goes away soon Penski, sounds bloody awful.

Cybermyk · 19 Oct 2007 at 23:49

Lets hope your GF bring you back a nice ruby for supper to give you your strength back. BTW. Could we start a book on how long the 6 rolls last?

basmic · 20 Oct 2007 at 00:20

Cybermyk said:
Lets hope your GF bring you back a nice ruby for supper to give you your strength back. BTW. Could we start a book on how long the 6 rolls last?

If she's feeling cruel, some cans of beer and a vindaloo.

penski · 20 Oct 2007 at 07:43

Things are getting better slowly but surely. I'm alternating the water with cups of tea, yoghurt, fruit juice et cetera to try and get something with a bit of nutritional value in me.

Just had a couple of eggs and didn't bring them up so I'll try a bit of toast later.

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neil3k · 20 Oct 2007 at 08:24

Keep it up. You'll get there eventually.

penski · 20 Oct 2007 at 10:30

Not pooped in two hours (woot) and don't *feel* dehydrated any more...although I know I still am so I'm keeping up the fluids.

There are some lovely spiced pork and apple sausages in the fridge that a friend made that *need* to be eaten today...If I feel up to it at 12ish, those bitches are MINE!

Sorry I can't keep you all regailed with further tales of my spastic colon, bringerofdecay...But hopefully things will be good enough tomorrow to order a takeaway

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