You know you've been playing too much COD4 when ...

............you have managed to get 100 head shots with both the shotguns.

Seriously, you have to have the barrel shoved down their bloody ear for it to register as a head shot!!
 
Indeed oL :)

That match was bad though, ED League ruleset kills kittens :D

About the £1,500, its the prize money for coming 1st place in the cup :)
 
your lying in bed with your wife, run your hand along the contours of her naked body and say..

'lets do this'

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Strangely that did make me chuckle reading this at work, because I can actually see myself saying that to my wife!

(and yes, I have a flectarn ballistics jacket (kevlar vest basically) and have sat in front of PC when I couldn't get to sleep one night and needed to entertain myself with an soft air pistol beside me. *I may have also not been able to sleep due to the booze making me dizzy*.

EDIT: Yes I know the 2nd paragraph is very sad, but hell, blokes (including me at uni), wear thongs and dresses for a laugh on a night out! lol (Thankfully I am 50% Hetrosexual 50% lesbian ;) !)

Matthew
 
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...When you can't stop swearing or complaining "how did they see/kill me?!" at totally legit kills (Thanks to kill cam)

:)
 
When you Sprint every time you hear a pin drop.

When you won't enter a room first.

When you crouch next to any flag & wait for it to change.

When you try to knife the postman in the face.

When you won't leave the house without at least a pistol & a knife.

When you can insult people in a foreign langauge you don't even know.

When you call All Yankys Infidels.


SILENCE I KILL YOU !!!!
 
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