"You learn something new everyday" - So what did you learn today?

fiveub · 31 May 2009 at 08:27

The good ol' saying: "You learn something new everyday".

Well, what did you learn today?

I have just woken up, and I don't think I have learnt anything just yet, but yesterday I found out that it is cheaper for me to buy two single train tickets than a return train ticket. Don't ask why, it just is cheaper.

So what did you learn yesterday? And what have you learnt today?

Van Hellseek · 31 May 2009 at 08:35

It's 8:35am.

The only thing I've learned is it's too early.

JonJ678 · 31 May 2009 at 08:45

I've learned that bicycles seatposts come in at least two different diameters, as some ***** stole mine and its replacement doesn't fit.

JBuk · 31 May 2009 at 09:00

I've learned some new threads around this time of the morning are a bit rubbish

metamorphpwner · 31 May 2009 at 09:04

I've leaned that the DVLA need more testing staff, that way it may be sooner that 2 and a half months untill i can do my driving test.

z3b3dy · 31 May 2009 at 09:13

That Russian consumer rights don't really exist, my they can be so unhelpful.

fiveub · 31 May 2009 at 09:37

JBuk said:
I've learned some new threads around this time of the morning are a bit rubbish

Good job I didn't post this thread around 9:00am then

Ma'am · 31 May 2009 at 09:44

I've learned that 3 Jack Russells and a roly-poly dog named Rosy can get along fine until someone gets a bag of dog biscuits out of their pocket

jr1104 · 31 May 2009 at 09:49

I've learnt that I haven't learnt something today.

But then I have learnt something? But that means that I can't learn that I haven't learnt something because I have learnt something but I can't learn it without not learning it but then I can't learn it *Face Implodes*

Vonhelmet · 31 May 2009 at 09:53

Yesterday I learnt that porcupines can climb trees, which surprised me.

HungryHippos · 31 May 2009 at 09:54

Ma'am said:
I've learned that 3 Jack Russells and a roly-poly dog named Rosy can get along fine until someone gets a bag of dog biscuits out of their pocket

RandomTom · 31 May 2009 at 10:01

I've learnt about this development: http://www.propertymall.com/press/article/19219, another one to follow at uni next year.

Cosimo · 31 May 2009 at 10:34

Yesterday that our local road closure is extended for another week, today that we have a new paper boy. Isn’t that boring.

Sash · 31 May 2009 at 10:36

How to set up folding@home for quad core processors. Next stop dual core GPUs

R.O.S.S.I · 31 May 2009 at 10:37

Never trust women, they'll always stab you in the back when possible.

KNiVES · 31 May 2009 at 10:40

CDj-Rossi said:
Never trust women, they'll always stab you in the back when possible.

Haha, did somebody refuse your advances last night?

DarkShadow · 31 May 2009 at 10:47

CDj-Rossi said:
Never trust women, they'll always stab you in the back when possible.

You only just learnt that? Good god boy, that's rule #1!

Yesterday I learnt a few new tricks about photography, more about certain people and that my favourite takeaway in Oxf gave me ketchup instead of chilli :mad:

Today I've learnt, I'm a lot hairier than I imagined!

fiveub · 1 Jun 2009 at 06:24

I learnt yesterday that my local takeaway are the nicest people ever

Azagoth · 1 Jun 2009 at 06:27

That it's a good thing I'm not working this week and that 'Uncharted: Drakes Fortune' seriously slows down time, because it's now 06:30 and I'm just off to bed!

Sone · 1 Jun 2009 at 06:44

i learnt how harsh people could be, a blind man was trying to get on the skytrain and no one would help him (i was at the next door down)