"You learn something new everyday" - So what did you learn today?

I just found out that the saying " The end justifies the means " Has something to do with Consequentialism.
 
It's 9:18 and I've learnt that if you have burnt shoulders its really unconfrontable sleeping
 
When Charlie Chaplin dies some people stole his body in order to extort money from his family. When he was returned 10 weeks later the family buried him 2 feet of concrete under to prevent it from happening again.
 
Should have taken a sickie today and tomorrow to make the most out the the weather over the next 2 days.
 
This morning I have learned that half falling down the stairs in the middle of the night because number 3 son wanted a drink leaves you with a really sore big toe joint that is nearly impossible to walk on.
 
I've learned that bicycles seatposts come in at least two different diameters, as some ***** stole mine and its replacement doesn't fit.

Then you need a shim or depending on the size of the seatpost you might need the smaller model.

I don't think I've learnt anything yet today but I'm sure I'll find out something interesting by the end of the day.

:eek: So If you go to italy, meet a nice 14 year old, shag her, then come back to britain afterwards do you get chucked in jail?

No, it wasn't illegal in that country. If you brought said 14 year old over to Britain and proceeded to carry on the relationship then there would be issues.
 
I learned today that the battle of Agincourt in 1415 was won by English archers who were so afflicted by dysentry, many wore nothing from the waist down so they could job on the spot.
 
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