Your Body as a Computer

JackG4

JackG4

JackG4

Associate
Joined
23 Sep 2013
Posts
261
Location
Poole, Dorset
Hi folks,

Just woke up and the first thought on my mind was 'I wish I could overclock my brain to wake up faster'

So, if your body was:
Brain - CPU
Hair - CPU Cooler
Eyes - GPU
Heart - PSU
Hands - RAM
Chest - Motherboard
Muscle% - SSD/HDD
Body - Case

How would you rate yourself? I reckon I'm as follows with my sporty physique, high IQ but complete lack of style:
Brain - 4770 stock
Hair - Stock intel cooler, covered in dust
Eyes - 7850
Heart - 1000W
Hands - 4GB 1600MHz
Chest - Gigabyte Z87X
Muscle% - 250GB Samsung Evo
Body - Zalman Z11
 
Nfh1CwE.jpg
 
Brain - HE'S LIKE THE BRIGHTEST PERSON I KNOW, EVEN WHEN CLOTHED.
Hair - I LIKE HIM CROONER-STYLE.
Eyes - BING BONG BITCHES.
Heart - BEATING NEXT TO MINE UH HUH, UH HUH.
Hands - EVERYWHERE.
Chest - I THINK HE'S BEEN WORKING OUT BECAUSE HE IS JACKED. SWEET LORD.
Muscle% - 10 INCH
Body - I NEED TO LIE DOWN, STAT (on your body)
 
JackG4 said:
Yet we only ever use 10% of its capacity
Click to expand...

concious thought takes up 10% capacity, ie what we think we're thinking

the other 90% takes up subconcious thought, running the body and translating information. for example filling in the images produced by the eyes to produce the image we think we see, given that the eye doesn't actually produce a full picture.
 
Brain - i7 920 (used to be good, but showing its age)
Hair - Thermaltake frio (not stylish, but functional)
Eyes - 7850 (not great, but not terrible)
Heart - Hyper x 400w (horrendously out of shape)
Hands - 4GB 1600MHz
Chest - mini itx h81
Muscle% - IDE 20GB HDD
Body - nzxt beta
 
adolf hamster said:
concious thought takes up 10% capacity, ie what we think we're thinking

the other 90% takes up subconcious thought, running the body and translating information. for example filling in the images produced by the eyes to produce the image we think we see, given that the eye doesn't actually produce a full picture.
Click to expand...

Idle processes, in this analogy.
 
Chortle. Weird, but why not...

Brain-Badly overclocked Athlon dual-core. Gets the job done, but slowly with lots of heat.
Hair- AMD stock cooler with one loose pushpin
Eyes- Cirrus Logic 5424 VESA local bus
Heart- Trust 500W. Works, but could go bang at any time.
Hands- DDR3 1600, but cheapo unbranded stuff.
Chest- Gigabyte z77 with out-of-date BIOS
Muscle%- modest 60GB SSD, accidentally plugged into Sata2 port
Body- Ghetto/mobo box/components nailed to bit of wood.
 
JackG4 said:
So, if your body was:
Brain - Single core Athlon THunderbird.
Hair - stock intel
Eyes - 780ti GTX quad SLI
Heart - 200w unbranded from old packard bell found in a skip
Hands - 128gb ECC
Chest - DFI lanparty
Muscle% - 16gb SSD and 320gb HDD
Body - OCUK value range - full tower
Click to expand...
 
So... The question on everyone's mind is: "where does my penis fit into this analogy?" Is it a mouse? If so, mine is a razer deathadder: elegant, fits nicely in the hand, and I could play with it all day!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom