Your christmas cracker jokes - TO THE INTERWEBS!

[Jonny69]

Q: What's blue and gets grandma in the night?

A: Me; in my lucky blue coat.

lolZ

 

[mattjd]

Why does a golfer take two pairs of trousers to the golf course?

Just in case he gets a hole in one.

 

[Hedge]

How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide

Woman:hey your dogs just eaten my hat!
Man: don't worry, he likes hats.
Woman:I don't like your attitude.
Man: its not my 'at he chewed , its your at'echewed!

 

[Tikkabhuna]

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.


/facedesk

I had that one! My Dad thought the answer would be "Dead" which would have been more amusing.

 

[Monkeymatt]

What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants?

Swimming Trunks.

It is so bad, they had to put two of the exact same joke in my cracker...

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Why didnt the skeleton go to the christmas party?

He had no Body to go with

 

[scrlk]

What do you call a celebrity fish?

A starfish!



*play http://www.sadtrombone.com/*

 

[Hunders]

Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?




So he can hoe hoe hoe!

 

[twist3d0n3]

this thread makes my brain want to leak out of my ear...

 

[ryujinjakka]

How do you make an apple puff?




Make it run around the garden

 

[Amleto]

whats got 22 legs, 2 wings and cant fly?
a football team.

What's a frog's fav. drink?
croak-a-cola

 

[Nymins]

What do ghosts eat?

Spookgetti.

 

[Tonyator]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left him.


Sorry but my cracker joke was terrible and I can't remember it... so you get that instead.

 

[bloodline76]

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?



**********

 

[Cocky-Roach]

Why was 6 scared of 7



because 7,8,9

 

[Van Hellseek]

What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

 

[Cold_And_Miserable]

What do you call the hyena who ate an oxo cub?

A laughing stock.

 

[Deadbeat]

When is a boat like snow?

When it's adrift

 

[Efour]

What do you get if you cross a refrigerator with a Radio ?

Cool Music.....