Your favourite quotes in games

Jono said:
May be misquoting - from memory.
"Where did you get that robot?"
"I built him, like it?"
"It's crap, son."

"Is your coat made of real fur?"
"That's right, real beaver fur. Made from the last ten beavers in the world!"

"That sure is a smart coat!"
"It's cool, ain't it. It makes yours look like... totally shabby".
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Haha yeah, gold old Hobbs (Hobson...? Hobbins? something like that), and Lamb, so many memories :D how about:

"It's wheezing and banging, like an asthmatic dinosaur in the mating season... I'm not putting my hand anywhere near there!"
 
"The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference....In the world"
 
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Everything from Bulletstorm. I'd link a video but the moderators heads would collectively explode and they would start to have the shakes,sweats and nightmares for weeks. Not knowing how to handle the situation they would infract me and then another would decide that isn't suitable and give a suspension lol

Lookup Bulletstorm's Funniest Quotes Montage on Youtube :D
 
pestt said:
Anything from Portal is good and sometimes very profound. I was going to look a couple up but I found the mother lode instead!

http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/GLaDOS_voice_lines
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The one that made me laugh loads was in Portal 2:

Portal 2 said:
This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One.
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I played through it a while ago with the "director" commentary on and they talked about how they tried different kinds of music but "smooth jazz" got the biggest laugh. Serious attention to detail.
 
"War...war never changes..."

Though it helps that it's Ron Perlman...has always stuck in my head

Humorous quotes, nearly everything from any Lucasarts point n' click game in the 90's :p

Here's a selection from Sam 'N Max -

Max: "Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull or one of us is ticking"

Max: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, and....I don't know why"

Max: "Why don't I get an inventory?"
Sam: "Where would you keep it?"
Max: "That's none of your damn business, Sam"

Oh, and one from DoTT -

Bernard: "Sometimes I do stupid stuff, and I don't even know why. As if my body were being controlled by some demented, sadistic puppet master"
 
Twirlywoos said:
Everything from Bulletstorm. I'd link a video but the moderators heads would collectively explode and they would start to have the shakes,sweats and nightmares for weeks. Not knowing how to handle the situation they would infract me and then another would decide that isn't suitable and give a suspension lol

Lookup Bulletstorm's Funniest Quotes Montage on Youtube :D
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Great game, seriously underrated.
 
“You mustn’t allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes. Human beings can choose the kind of life that they want to live. What’s important is that you choose life..and then live” Naomi Hunter MGS1

”We’re not tools of the government or anyone else..Fighting was the only thing I was good at, but at least I always fought for what I believed in” Gray Fox MGS
 
battlefield bad company 1: "goddam i should have joined the air force!"
battlefield bad company 2: "that is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen"

Skyrim: "the women of skyrim say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, the men of skyrim say the way to a man's heart is through his cold dead chest"

GTA5: literally everything Trevor says, also Michael's proto-hipster speech

Rathchet and clank: a crack in time: "the nefarious space station, fraught with danger and ummmm windows..."
 
Snake Eater:

"You and I are alike. We’re both slowly being eaten away by the karma of others. We’ll never have the chance to die peacefully of old age. We have no tomorrow."

"Is there such thing as an absolute timeless enemy? There is no such thing and never has been. And the reason is that our enemies are human beings like us. They can only be our enemies in relative terms".

Legacy of Kain: Defiance

"Now at last the masks have fallen away, the strings of the puppets have become visible, and hands of the prime mover exposed. Most ironic of all was the last gift given to me: more powerful than the sword that now held his soul, more acute even than the vision his sacrifice had accorded me; the first bitter taste of that terrible illusion... hope."

The Last of Us:

"Everyone I've ever cared about has either died or left me, Everyone, ****ing except for you! So dont tell me that I'd be safer with someone else because the truth is, I would just be more scared."

Yakuza 0:

”あいにく、俺の取柄は喧嘩の腕っぷしだけだ。”

Something along the lines of: "Unfortunately, my only forte is beating people up in brawls".

Literal translation doesn't sound too good but the European release is coming soon so I'll be able to check how they handled the dialogues;p


Also, Max Payne trilogy, but there are too many quotes I loved;p
 
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