Here is mine.
Me :ur up wayy past your bedtime
hi bRIAN, HOW'RE YOU
Aigh
far too late
Me :not bad man, bit drunk like
u?
i wish i was
jealous
Me :u cant be sober at this time?
Aigh, couldn't sleep
Where were you tonight?
Me :me and the mrs having a drink but as usual she is asleep
lol
Was it one of those, "I'm grand darling" and then you hear the snores
nah, it was one of those "sure u head up if your tired, ill be up in a minute", straight on xbox
lol
brilliant
how's life sir, you funky
Me :all good man, got the balls snipped 2 weeks ago, that wasnt fun but my days of baby making have been and gone
lol
Well every cloud.
Me :had a male nurse shave my balls, lowest point in my life yet
and you have the kids so all good
at least he only shaved them
lol
Me :believe me man, when he came at me with that shaver my balls went into full retreat
lol
probably tried to hide in your stomach
Me :nah, my throat would be more accurate
lol
Was it a straight edge razor
or like a bic
Me :nah, it was a battery job, he asked me if i had shaved, red faced i told him i hadnt but that i would haveif i had known
said i would have at least mak3'd the boyo
aww man
Me :told me i would not be having the op if i did that as it takes a layer of skin off so prone to infection - every day is a school day
too right
and its a lesson you only want ot learn once
right man
haha, too ******* right man
i'm knackered
ad off to bed
be well sir
and glad your well
Me :if u cant sleep have a fap, always works for me
freemans
well, sure why not
lol
just not while ur chatting to me
that wouldnt be right
awww yuck
lol
goodnight sir be well
Me :haha, good lucj man
u 2
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Me :ur up wayy past your bedtime
hi bRIAN, HOW'RE YOU
Aigh
far too late
Me :not bad man, bit drunk like
u?
i wish i was
jealous
Me :u cant be sober at this time?
Aigh, couldn't sleep
Where were you tonight?
Me :me and the mrs having a drink but as usual she is asleep
lol
Was it one of those, "I'm grand darling" and then you hear the snores
nah, it was one of those "sure u head up if your tired, ill be up in a minute", straight on xbox
lol
brilliant
how's life sir, you funky
Me :all good man, got the balls snipped 2 weeks ago, that wasnt fun but my days of baby making have been and gone
lol
Well every cloud.
Me :had a male nurse shave my balls, lowest point in my life yet
and you have the kids so all good
at least he only shaved them
lol
Me :believe me man, when he came at me with that shaver my balls went into full retreat
lol
probably tried to hide in your stomach
Me :nah, my throat would be more accurate
lol
Was it a straight edge razor
or like a bic
Me :nah, it was a battery job, he asked me if i had shaved, red faced i told him i hadnt but that i would haveif i had known
said i would have at least mak3'd the boyo
aww man
Me :told me i would not be having the op if i did that as it takes a layer of skin off so prone to infection - every day is a school day
too right
and its a lesson you only want ot learn once
right man
haha, too ******* right man
i'm knackered
ad off to bed
be well sir
and glad your well
Me :if u cant sleep have a fap, always works for me
freemans
well, sure why not
lol
just not while ur chatting to me
that wouldnt be right
awww yuck
lol
goodnight sir be well
Me :haha, good lucj man
u 2
Chat conversation end
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