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Here is mine.

Me :ur up wayy past your bedtime

hi bRIAN, HOW'RE YOU
Aigh
far too late

Me :not bad man, bit drunk like
u?

i wish i was
jealous

Me :u cant be sober at this time?

Aigh, couldn't sleep
Where were you tonight?

Me :me and the mrs having a drink but as usual she is asleep

lol
Was it one of those, "I'm grand darling" and then you hear the snores

nah, it was one of those "sure u head up if your tired, ill be up in a minute", straight on xbox

lol
brilliant
how's life sir, you funky

Me :all good man, got the balls snipped 2 weeks ago, that wasnt fun but my days of baby making have been and gone

lol
Well every cloud.

Me :had a male nurse shave my balls, lowest point in my life yet

and you have the kids so all good
at least he only shaved them
lol

Me :believe me man, when he came at me with that shaver my balls went into full retreat

lol
probably tried to hide in your stomach

Me :nah, my throat would be more accurate

lol
Was it a straight edge razor
or like a bic

Me :nah, it was a battery job, he asked me if i had shaved, red faced i told him i hadnt but that i would haveif i had known
said i would have at least mak3'd the boyo

aww man

Me :told me i would not be having the op if i did that as it takes a layer of skin off so prone to infection - every day is a school day

too right
and its a lesson you only want ot learn once
right man

haha, too ******* right man

i'm knackered
ad off to bed
be well sir
and glad your well

Me :if u cant sleep have a fap, always works for me
freemans

well, sure why not
lol

just not while ur chatting to me
that wouldnt be right

awww yuck
lol
goodnight sir be well

Me :haha, good lucj man
u 2
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Who cares that its not cool story bro? I would guess 90% of gd does not need to be shared or discussed and tbh who cares.

Was just trying to create a light hearted take the p thread for no other reason that I can.
 
dull enough for you to comment on it. Dont know what it is with this forum these days, it is obviously a light hearted thread so why not go with it?
 
I wanted to read but text speak and 'lol' near enough kills me. However, if someone else with better spelling want to have a go at throwing your personal life online, I might have a quick scan.
 
Text speak?

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Excessive use of "LOL"?

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Lack of punctuation/grammar?

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An Op that posts in an RSS like "Discuss" classic GD manner?

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Suitable response to all of the above?

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