Your Last Requests.

Blazin23 said:
Listen up ladies:

1. One last meal. (Starter/Main/Pud. Includes 1 drink)
A large chicken pie, inside the pie, I have had a handgun and a large amount of cash in a sealed plastic bag smuggled to me.

I don't want to eat, my adrenaline is too high.

2. One last watch of any film.
Season 23 of the Simpsons. I don't really care to watch them all, but it should give me enough time to look through the new passport/identity that I had hidden in the DVD case.

3. One last listen to any song.
Slayer - Raining Blood. Get my adrenaline a little higher. I use this time to chamber a bullet and top up my magazine.

4. One goodbye to any 3 people.
The first guy I meet, takes the cash I recieved earlier and takes me to the local airport, where his boss owns a hangar.

The 2nd guy I meet, shows me onto the learjet and asks me if I require any refreshments. I ask for a glass of tomato juice.

The third person I meet is Jennifer Lawrence. I take her to the bathroom and we make passionate love, twice.

By now we are airbourne, flying over an ocean, and I feel a sense of relief, of freedom.

I take the handgun from my bag, force my way into the cockpit and demand the pilots fly low over the water.

I open the door of the plane, the air gushing in, I take a leap of faith and immerse myself in the chilling water.

Slowly, I swim to the bottom of the ocean, where I find Derek. He is a salmon.

Derek turns to me and says; "You're late".

We embrace. Finally I am in heaven.

Before this adventure, someone asked me if I like fish sticks. To which I responded "Yes". It was at that moment I realised, I am a gay fish.
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FALSE

Salmon don't live at the bottom of the ocean ;) BOOM!


1. One last meal.
A SALMON named Derek ;)

2. One last watch of any film.
If I could watch anything it would probably be that episode of the Office where Dwight stages a fire drill

3. One last listen to any song.
Kinda has to be KSE. Any song from Disarm the Descent :P

4. One goodbye to any 3 people.
My mum, and brothers...

...WHO HAVE ALL HIDDEN KALASHNIKOVS IN THEIR DECEPTIVELY LARGE TRENCH COATS AND BOOOOOOOOM

... manage to escape and on the run living somewhere like Mexico with some hot Latina (and possibly my girlfriend) :D
 
Blazin23 said:
Listen up ladies:

1. One last meal. (Starter/Main/Pud. Includes 1 drink)
A large chicken pie, inside the pie, I have had a handgun and a large amount of cash in a sealed plastic bag smuggled to me.

I don't want to eat, my adrenaline is too high.

2. One last watch of any film.
Season 23 of the Simpsons. I don't really care to watch them all, but it should give me enough time to look through the new passport/identity that I had hidden in the DVD case.

3. One last listen to any song.
Slayer - Raining Blood. Get my adrenaline a little higher. I use this time to chamber a bullet and top up my magazine.

4. One goodbye to any 3 people.
The first guy I meet, takes the cash I recieved earlier and takes me to the local airport, where his boss owns a hangar.

The 2nd guy I meet, shows me onto the learjet and asks me if I require any refreshments. I ask for a glass of tomato juice.

The third person I meet is Jennifer Lawrence. I take her to the bathroom and we make passionate love, twice.

By now we are airbourne, flying over an ocean, and I feel a sense of relief, of freedom.

I take the handgun from my bag, force my way into the cockpit and demand the pilots fly low over the water.

I open the door of the plane, the air gushing in, I take a leap of faith and immerse myself in the chilling water.

Slowly, I swim to the bottom of the ocean, where I find Derek. He is a salmon.

Derek turns to me and says; "You're late".

We embrace. Finally I am in heaven.

Before this adventure, someone asked me if I like fish sticks. To which I responded "Yes". It was at that moment I realised, I am a gay fish.
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If this had been posted by drunken fingers, I'd swear you were a blood relative of Tony Williams.
 
Theophany said:
If this had been posted by drunken fingers, I'd swear you were a blood relative of Tony Williams.
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I'll take that as a compliment ;)

I would probably have to replace a few of the words with their 'gangster' alternatives.

Tony Williams said:
gitta be cluthable too (oh yeah lulz make USAers do man aint trans----exual. but anyway my real car the bizzies took but givin em a slap, not easy being a gangster (scared to lrsbr home or use the toilet - no one looks upto me so I am gunna get a madsetup,,
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Most games see,,,, also hate buying a gamer rtheb buying AGAIN just got
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Meal: A proper sunday roast with creme brulee as a desert.

Film: Life of Brian

Song: Jerusalem

Goodbye: Wife and kids.
 
1. One last meal. (Starter/Main/Pud. Includes 1 drink) Glass of Chateauneuf, starter of chicken and chorizo risotto, main of madras from a particular indian I go to, pudding of whipped cream over baked New York cheesecake from Mama's little bakery chicago, Illinois
2. One last watch of any film. Either Shawshank or the animated LotR
3. One last listen to any song. God knows. Currently one of Billie Jean, One Day Like This, Who Wants to Live Forever or Stairway to Heaven. Perhaps even One by Mica Paris.
4. One goodbye to any 3 people. 1. My boys, 2. My wife, 3. My parents. Yes, I cheated.
 
1. One last meal. (Starter/Main/Pud. Includes 1 drink) Pulled pork / Rack of rubs, buffalo chicken wings, and deep fried shrimp / key lime pie
2. One last watch of any film. LOTR trilogy (that has to count as one!)
3. One last listen to any song. Barbers - Adagio for Strings
4. One goodbye to any 3 people. Mum (she'd need closure more than other family members and could relay anything to them / my girlfriend / my best friend)


Song for those interested

 
1. One last meal. (Starter/Main/Pud. Includes 1 drink) - Yamz, turkey and gravy with 1 can of monster energy
2. One last watch of any film - The Great escape
3. One last listen to any song - Flight of the valkyrie
4. One goodbye to any 3 people - The prison officers outside
 
1. One last meal. (Starter/Main/Pud. Includes 1 drink) Calamri, Singapore Noodles, Chocolate Cheesecake and some red wine.
2. One last watch of any film. Star Wars - Empire Strikes Back
3. One last listen to any song. Hurt - Johnny Cash
4. One goodbye to any 3 people. Mum, Dad, GF.
 
1. One last meal: nothing, I won't be able to enjoy it.
2. One last watch of any film: nothing, I won't be able to enjoy it.
3. One last listen to any song: nothing, I won't be able to enjoy it.
4: One goodbye to any three people: no-one, nobody likes me.
 
Lysander said:
1. One last meal: nothing, I won't be able to enjoy it.
2. One last watch of any film: nothing, I won't be able to enjoy it.
3. One last listen to any song: nothing, I won't be able to enjoy it.
4: One goodbye to any three people: no-one, nobody likes me.
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Very selfless. Everyone gets the job done by 11 and they get the afternoon off.
 
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