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I've had this erection for a worrying length of time, and, is my next shift tomorrow or Thursday?
 
Lusty thoughts over a hottie checkout girl in my local spar then fear as I notice her dad is stood just in an aisle down. :eek: ;)
 
DAVEM said:
Lusty thoughts over a hottie checkout girl in my local spar then fear as I notice her dad is stood just in an aisle down. :eek: ;)

That reminds me of something I did with an ex once.
 
ninja economist said:
Hey, you never know unless you get stuck in there champ. Father lurking or not.

Ha ha ha, well I did do an attempt:

her "I've been selling loads of these today" (I was buying Stella)
me "Yeah must be the weather"
her "Yeah can't believe I'm stuck in here"
me "Well were planning a bbq later if you.." (I notice her father)
me "bye!"
 
since the canteen at work changed to using all Halal chicken products, their chicken and mushroom pasta bake tastes nasty.

i'm sad because i'm being persectued for my religious non-beliefs :(


:)
 
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