Your mamma!

FunkyCowie · 17 Oct 2006 at 21:12

Yo momma's so fat she affects the tides more than the moon

That I just made up... though someone might have come up with it before.

i-bert · 17 Oct 2006 at 21:32

Yo mammas so fat that when she wears her Malcolm-X t-shirt,helicopters try and land on her back.

oneilldo · 17 Oct 2006 at 21:46

This thread reminds me of the thug scene on the last boy scout (though I think that was about his wife and not moma).

Scientific · 17 Oct 2006 at 21:55

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop!!

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a *****

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth

LOL i hope they are not against the rules but still make me giggle like a school girl!

MoNkeE · 17 Oct 2006 at 23:10

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

-RaZ

Pumpkinstew · 17 Oct 2006 at 23:35

Yo mammas so fat when she looks south her left butt cheek is 1 hour ahead GMT.

Yo mammas so fat the speak yo weight machine shouted 'One at a time, bitch'

"andy" · 17 Oct 2006 at 23:53

i-bert said:
Yo mammas so fat that when she wears her Malcolm-X t-shirt,helicopters try and land on her back.

this just got me crying

once i heard some fat woman get it said to her and she absoloutley floored the kid with her shopping bag

manoz · 18 Oct 2006 at 00:02

Yo mamma's so fat, she makes herself look anorexic!

(oh wait that makes no sense, nm)

divine` · 18 Oct 2006 at 00:04

Your mum.

jumpy · 18 Oct 2006 at 10:13

concerning carnal relations:
yo mommas' so fat yer dad has to slap her thigh and ride the wave in... :eek:

badgermonkey · 18 Oct 2006 at 10:21

Your mamas so stupid she got locked in tescos and starved!

Your mamas so stupid she got locked in a toilet and wet herself!

Bones · 18 Oct 2006 at 22:40

your mamma is so fat, she fell in love and it broke!

Dreadi · 18 Oct 2006 at 22:47

ElRazur said:
I saw this on mtv and thought it might make a good thread.

it sure as hell didnt make good tv....

G|mp · 18 Oct 2006 at 22:48

Your mama is so fat i needed a whole bag of flour to find the wet patch

Kitchster_uk · 18 Oct 2006 at 22:49

Yo mamma is sooooooo fat that when she goes to the beach, greenpeace come alng and drag her back into the water.

Yo mamma is sooooooooooooo fat, she got her own post code.

Yo mamma issoooooooooooooooooooooooo fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.