Your mamma!

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop!!

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a *****

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth

LOL i hope they are not against the rules but still make me giggle like a school girl!
 
Yo mammas so fat when she looks south her left butt cheek is 1 hour ahead GMT.

Yo mammas so fat the speak yo weight machine shouted 'One at a time, bitch'
 
i-bert said:
Yo mammas so fat that when she wears her Malcolm-X t-shirt,helicopters try and land on her back.

this just got me crying

once i heard some fat woman get it said to her and she absoloutley floored the kid with her shopping bag
 
Yo mamma is sooooooo fat that when she goes to the beach, greenpeace come alng and drag her back into the water.

Yo mamma is sooooooooooooo fat, she got her own post code.

Yo mamma issoooooooooooooooooooooooo fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
 
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