Your most memorable / disastrous dates?

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Well after having a smile about the bad teeth thread it reminded me of one of my disasterous dates....

Took a girl to the pics to see titanic - she asked if it was a true story :p
Sat on the back row copped a feel - seemed strange - found out later why!
Got back to hers was a pic on the wall of a bloke id seen round the area ( i worked in the local shop ). She told me its her husband who killed himself :eek:
Got her clothes off - the strange feeling from before - she literally had a beard on her nips lol!!! :eek:
Not one to waste an oppertunity tho i stayed the night
Morning comes and i wake up thinking theres an earthquake.
Turns out she was deaf - instead of an alarm clock she had a vibrating bed.

So id been with her all afternoon / night and not noticed she was deaf lol.

Didnt see her then for years until i went to blackpool with my mate and we went to the mates brothers. I heard this voice asking if we wanted a drink. Dam me it was her again. I dont know who went the reddest lol
 
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Does it count that we were already married at the time?

On holiday in the Maldives, in a water villa. Had a bottle of champers and planned to spend an evening stargazing on the terrace. But as we went out, accidentally let the door close and locked ourselves out. After much agonising, decided that trying to climb over the roof I would definitely kill myself, whereas walking in the pitch black through the sea (where we'd seen sharks and rays earlier that day) it was only possible death. So walked back to the island, bricking myself. The sharks I was fairly happy weren't going to be an issue, but I was very worried about stepping on a ray. Made it and got a concierge to let us back in the villa (while wetting himself laughing at me).
Went back outside, making sure the door was secure this time. Opened the champagne, and brained myself with the cork. Right on the edge of my eye socket.

Drank half a glass, felt crap, went to bed.
 
First date, thought she had a bit of a paunch…turned out she was 5 months pregnant.

Nice girl I’m sure but not for 17 year old me. Swift exit left as thankfully it was a group date with some mates.

Saw her 18 odd years later working in Harvester, hadn’t aged well so think I may the right choice!
 
Christmas night out can’t remember it at all. Ended up waking up in bed with Olive from On the Buses clone.

Can’t say too much else as too many lurkers and nosey peeps on here lol
 
Not so dramatic ones really although have had the teeth experience girl who photos were clearly years ago from more near uni times I would say, met her and I see bucked teeth not just that clearly put on weight called her out for old pictures not about the rest, the date didnt last long after that :cry:

Ive got caught out in heavy rain so turned up to date absoloutely drenched, then the venue I picked cocktail bar (not usual choice fancied a change) was pumping music out loud so could barely hear each other disaster.

Ive however heard some stories from women one who said after a while It turned out she was dating an illegal immigrant from Vietnam and on top of that he had a wife and kids back in Vietnam.

Ive equally had very good dates though but also had some terrible ones.
 
I took a lass to the cinema and I asked her where she'd like to sit. The back row perhaps ;)? Nope! She picked the front row which was so close to the screen we could have been in the movie; she was wearing glasses but I didn't know she was that blind! It was a nightmare - I suffered a cricked neck from holding my head so far back and a pounding headache. Agony!
 
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I took a lass to the cinema and I asked her where she'd like to sit. The back row perhaps ;)? Nope! She picked the front row which was so close to the screen we could have been in the movie; she was wearing glasses but I didn't know she was that blind! It was a nightmare - I suffered a cricked neck from holding my head so far back and a pounding headache. Agony!
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Did this with Spiderman 3. I really don't know why those seats even exist.
 
Not a date but many many moons ago when I was a teenager I got off with this girl in a nightclub. The slow songs came on at the end of the night and I asked her for a dance. We were dancing and snogging and I closed my eyes. This was a mistake as I had been out with my mates since 18.00 and had a gutful of beer. The next thing I knew everything started spinning and I lost my balance only to rapidly fall backwards with my arms windmilling and land in a heap at a bouncers feet. Luckily he was one of the good guys and didn't chuck me out. I quickly got up and went back to the girl who was standing there mouth agape. I put my arms around her and we started dancing again. I whispered into her ear, damn you are a good kisser, and we resumed snogging. Funnily enough she never spoke to me again!! Good job it wasn't recent as no doubt it would have been all over social media.
 
most memorable ......

Met up with a woman from POF.com, was a shame really as i did really like her but i was just recovering from a really bad stomach bug. i was ok but had the most awful (loud and stinky) wind. i was letting bombs go for the whole date, so embarrasing.

we didnt have a 2nd date (I was quite dissapointed but cant blame her!)
 
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