Your worst accident.
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Head first into old broken up tarmac at about 20 mph when I was 4, dropped an iron on my leg in the same week.
Fell off the front of my bike when I was 14, hand sliced along the thumb on sharp plastic.
Fell off the front of my bike when I was 14, hand sliced along the thumb on sharp plastic.
Hmm one of three I suppose. Probably number 3 and most recent.
1: Only a young child, trying to show of on my iccle bike. Only had a front break, yes thats right I went roaring down the road only to land on my face and slid down it and over a drain cover. Result a very messy face
2: Only afew months ago actually, I was switching a promotion end at work. I had just filled the top shelf with half of the wine on offer and started to fill the pallet on the floor when the top shelf collapsed ontop of me covering me with a mixture of 24 bottles of Pinot Grigio and Cabernet Sauvignon (Gallo Turning Lead @ £6.50 per bottle
) Covered in glass shards with numerous cuts down my right arm. Was spectacular, it was heard all around the shop floor and left a tremendous mess.
3: The most recent, most humiliating and most painfull is breaking my elbow. Well breaking my funny bone of to be precise. I was in a high-speed on foot collision with a dog travelling in the opposite direction to me also at great pace. Sadly I may be a Kent but im no relation to superman, dog took my legs out and I went flying and landed full weight on my right elbow. I spent 3 days in hospital and ended up having an op to fix it in place. Im currently in a cast, which thankfully can come off next week but am unable to drive untill Ive had physio on my arm. I suppose on the brightside ive got 8 weeks off work.
1: Only a young child, trying to show of on my iccle bike. Only had a front break, yes thats right I went roaring down the road only to land on my face and slid down it and over a drain cover. Result a very messy face
2: Only afew months ago actually, I was switching a promotion end at work. I had just filled the top shelf with half of the wine on offer and started to fill the pallet on the floor when the top shelf collapsed ontop of me covering me with a mixture of 24 bottles of Pinot Grigio and Cabernet Sauvignon (Gallo Turning Lead @ £6.50 per bottle
) Covered in glass shards with numerous cuts down my right arm. Was spectacular, it was heard all around the shop floor and left a tremendous mess.3: The most recent, most humiliating and most painfull is breaking my elbow. Well breaking my funny bone of to be precise. I was in a high-speed on foot collision with a dog travelling in the opposite direction to me also at great pace. Sadly I may be a Kent but im no relation to superman, dog took my legs out and I went flying and landed full weight on my right elbow. I spent 3 days in hospital and ended up having an op to fix it in place. Im currently in a cast, which thankfully can come off next week but am unable to drive untill Ive had physio on my arm. I suppose on the brightside ive got 8 weeks off work.
last year i was planning some wood trim for the motorhome i was building the electric planner hit a knot in the wood jump backwards and caught my little finger on my left hand i now have 3 and a half fingers on my left hand
and i can tell you i have broken my leg and my arm but nothing hurt as much as my little finger
the doc said it was because you have lots of nerves that finish in your finger tip and i had just chewed them all off with the planner lol
by the way my mate that was doing the motorhome with me nearly passed out lol
and i can tell you i have broken my leg and my arm but nothing hurt as much as my little finger
the doc said it was because you have lots of nerves that finish in your finger tip and i had just chewed them all off with the planner lol
by the way my mate that was doing the motorhome with me nearly passed out lol
mattbrown91 said:Head first into old broken up tarmac at about 20 mph when I was 4, dropped an iron on my leg in the same week.
Fell off the front of my bike when I was 14, hand sliced along the thumb on sharp plastic.
You have very girly hands
When i was about 10 i was going over to a friends house in sheffield but instead of walking up the street to his house i thought i would take a short cut over a coal bunker and fell head first into it and cracked my head open.
Tbh i have been really lucky(touch wood) over the years.
Tbh i have been really lucky(touch wood) over the years.
Mine is actually fairly recently. At a bar in belfast (limelight) dancing like an eejit and I jumped and managed to nut a sign. Next thing i know my face is covered in blood, and everyone is looking at me as if im off the set of hostel. Very hard time getting to toilets when every single drunken person in the place is trying to stop you to let you know your face is covered in blood.
Ended up with 3 staples for my hyper 'dancing'
Ended up with 3 staples for my hyper 'dancing'
Azagoth said:I thought so, 'twas my first MILF too, and this is before MILF even existed!
Well, I've not done a mother and daughter but I want to. Plenty of daughters, but I don't often meet their mothers. MILF's are good company though, I'm a big fan!
Paul
I was hit by a car when I was 12. Bumper went into my knees, I rolled onto the bonnet, my head went through the windscreen then I rolled over the roof and my head hit the kerb!
Somehow I managed to escape with just cuts and bruises to my knees and on top of my head. No broken bones or anything. Must have a thick skull.
Had to wear one of those full neck and head restraints for a few hours, has to be the most uncomfortable thing ever!
Aaron
Somehow I managed to escape with just cuts and bruises to my knees and on top of my head. No broken bones or anything. Must have a thick skull.
Had to wear one of those full neck and head restraints for a few hours, has to be the most uncomfortable thing ever!
Aaron
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Pants said:
Ouch - thats gotta smart a little?
Bet you were saying things along the lines of "gosh darn it - wish i hadn't done that?"
My own worst accident was probably crusing my ankle between a concrete pillar and a fork lift truck = ripped ligaments and off work for 2 months !
At least now am working an a nice cosy "safe" office - the worst i've got to worry about now is those dammed "Keyboard Warriors"
nothing that bad, went through a bramble bush and into a stone wall on my bike. That ended that down hilling session. Got a few hundred scars on my arm from the brambles. Only visible when i'm very cold. But didn't need any treatment so it was that bad.
i was realy lucky once when i shot a wooden pole with my air gun and the pellet bounced back and got me just on my forehead (was about 3 ft away)
another was when i was 10 i was watchin a road get re-tarmackd and a chipping went into my eye, went to a&e and got some drops thats all i remember
but worst accident was when i was on my bike i did a quick corner and cut my leg from knee to rear on barbd wire
another was when i was 10 i was watchin a road get re-tarmackd and a chipping went into my eye, went to a&e and got some drops thats all i remember
but worst accident was when i was on my bike i did a quick corner and cut my leg from knee to rear on barbd wire
On a bike when I was young.
Went head over handle bars straight onto the concrete. It split my head open which drenched the pavement and myself in blood. Two old women had to carry me home to be rushed to hospital for stitches. Soon a fist sized lump developed on my neck and I was bed bound for weeks. The doctors diagnosed this that I'd damaged my spine and probably unable to walk again! That was scary times but I recovered fine. I can walk and have no brain damage (I fink!
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Went head over handle bars straight onto the concrete. It split my head open which drenched the pavement and myself in blood. Two old women had to carry me home to be rushed to hospital for stitches. Soon a fist sized lump developed on my neck and I was bed bound for weeks. The doctors diagnosed this that I'd damaged my spine and probably unable to walk again! That was scary times but I recovered fine. I can walk and have no brain damage (I fink!
)Had a few recently, last downhill race, came around a corner too fast, wrong wheel washed out, went straight into a tree, took a chunk out of my nose and broke it as smashed into the tree face first
Last weekend, tried a gap jump on the dodgy northshore over a stream, back wheel washed out in the mud and i went off the 5 ft drop front wheel first, again used my face/head as a brake! nice
Dropped a clutch plate on me from a twin plate clutch in a Volvo FH12. It hurt, a lot
Last weekend, tried a gap jump on the dodgy northshore over a stream, back wheel washed out in the mud and i went off the 5 ft drop front wheel first, again used my face/head as a brake!
niceDropped a clutch plate on me from a twin plate clutch in a Volvo FH12. It hurt, a lot