You're Due For Death - Your Last Meal?

matt100 · 21 Sep 2011 at 19:43

jesus christ what a depressing thread!

I guess it'd be phat thai but I'd prefer it if it was "if you died of natural causes and found yourself reflecting in heaven on the last thing you ate what would you be satisfied with" because if I was going to be executed I think the only thing I'd want to eat would be a shedload of really strong drugs. Nothing else would be of any interest!

Andr3w · 21 Sep 2011 at 19:43

A sunday roast followed by rubard and custard with plenty of ales to wash it down

Grimley · 21 Sep 2011 at 20:07

Sausages - cooked by the woman in this vid.

Just joking - Chicken curry from the local chinese takeaway. I prefer chinese takeaway curry to indian takeaway curry for some strange reason.

LeJosh · 22 Sep 2011 at 05:19

Lobster Thermidor, only had it once... it makes my brain weep with happiness when looking back on it.

"andy" · 22 Sep 2011 at 06:49

parmo for starter and KFC family bucket for main. some sort of donner kebab desert

id be amazed if my heart made it to the execution

trentlad · 22 Sep 2011 at 08:32

Has to be a Lamb curry with:
- potatoes
- tons of peppers
- a nice dollop of plain yogurt on top
- sprinkled with freshly chopped corriander
- and a fresh slice of lemon squeezed over it all.

Oh yeah and I want the leg of lamb bone where I can suck the marrow out.

Jeez... might cook that tomorrow actually.

upthetoon · 22 Sep 2011 at 12:17

One of everything.

Craig1981 · 22 Sep 2011 at 14:43

I dunno. What meal takes the longest time to make?

Lethagized · 22 Sep 2011 at 16:12

A big massive 24" pizza with magic mushrooms

robfosters · 24 Sep 2011 at 01:27

Well if your'e in death row in Texas you wont have to worry about this any more.

mehuk · 24 Sep 2011 at 15:20

Robbie G said:
In reality I think I'd be too nervous to eat, can you imagine how terrified you'd be.

Not really, because to be on death row you must have done something bad, like fiddling kids, murdering nans etc

For me it would be that Cheesy Blaster thing, never seen it before but it has my favourites all together

reflux · 24 Sep 2011 at 15:21

I'd have a large Domino's Mighty Meaty with about 3 garlic dips please.

LeJosh · 24 Sep 2011 at 15:47

You guys really aren't being adventurous with this!

Domino's pizza!? Really!?

Bromhead · 16 Jan 2013 at 06:21

I think I would be inclined to have the following..

Start - BBQ chicken wings covered in a spicey sauce

Main - CHRISTMAS DINNER!

Dessert - Vanilla Slice

Kanifee · 16 Jan 2013 at 06:53

Starter
Creamy tomato and basil soup with a crusty roll.

Main
3 large poached eggs on thick toasted home made bread buttered.

Desert
Hot chocolate fudge cake, extra fudgy chocolate goodness.

I would die a happy man!

Mrs Seabiscuit · 16 Jan 2013 at 08:03

Dimple said:
snip

DIMPLE I do hope they are real oatcakes not the rubbish they sell in Tesco been as your a Stokie?

Name · 16 Jan 2013 at 09:03

More than likely knowing me it would just be good old crackers and cheese.

platypus · 16 Jan 2013 at 13:44

Tough question: I don't know.

HazardO · 16 Jan 2013 at 14:55

The menu served at el bulli on it's final night

1) Dry martini
2) Mojito-caipirinha
3) Mojito and apple baguette
4) Gin fizz
5) Spherical olives
6) Mimetic peanuts
7) Pistachip ravioli
8) Parmesan cheese porra
9) Parmesan cheese macaron
10) Gorgonzola balloon
11) Olive oil chip
12) Flower in nectar
13) Flowers paper
14) Tender almonds
15) Pa amb tomaquet
16) Golden egg
17) Clam meringue
18) Liquid croqueta
19) Smoked mousse
20) Squid and coconut ravioli
21) Soy cristal
22) Nori ravioli with lemon
23) Soy matches
24)Salmon niguiri
25) Boiled shrimp
26) Two cooking prawn
27) Roses with ham wonton and melon water
28) Ham and ginger canape
29) Cheese bread
30) Icy quinoa of duck fois-gras
31) Ajo blanco
32) Veal bone marrow with caviar
33) Pinenuts shabu-shabu
34) Liquid hazelnut porra
35) Curry chicken
36) Lobster ceviche
37) Oaxaca taco
38) Gazpacho and ajo blanco
39) Sea cucumber
40) Hare fritter
41) Game meat cappucino
42) Blackberry risotto with game & meat sauce
43) Hare loin with its own blood
44) Spice plat
45) 'Bones' of iced tea shavings with sugared mint
46) Raspberry infusion
47) Melba cornet
48) Fondue melba
49) Box

Jackaby · 16 Jan 2013 at 17:53

For me it would come down too 2 choices:

Chicken dhansak, egg rice, bombay potato, garlic naan, popadoms + onion salad.

OR

Large stuffed crust american hot/meateor from dominos + 2x portions of the chicken kickers...(and like 20 G+H dips)

Never in a normal situation would I order so much food for one, but seeing as you'd be dead within 24 hours might as well rinse as many calories as possible!