Good idea - lets give the monkey a machine gun. 

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http://www.savemefromboredom.com/4images/details.php?image_id=926
The original and the best
Copying those ones in Seattle, USA I think.Surely this is a joke...
Something about girls eating like pigs is... arousing.
swearing much?