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I saw this posted on a news site earlier today.. the headline was "911 Tapes of Chimpanzee attack" I clicked hoping for the most outrageous conspiracy.

As horrible as this event was, I was expecting to hear/see "planet of the apes" style footage of Newyork :( Most disappointed.
 
She must be the only person in America who doesn't have a gun. If this was in the uk the chimp would have killed the entire village by the time the police arrived, who would then have given it an asbo.
 
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Energize said:
She must be the only person in America who doesn't have a gun. If this was in the uk the chimp would have killed the entire village by the time the police arrived, who would then have given it an asbo.
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Great post :D



Realistically, she probably did have a gun, but couldn't leave the car to fetch it. Though many americans probably have a car gun too!
 
Suggest you search youtube for "prank call to zoo" to cheer yourselves up again.
That call wasn't nice.
 
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She must be the only person in America who doesn't have a gun. If this was in the uk the chimp would have killed the entire village by the time the police arrived, who would then have given it an asbo.
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LOL very true, probably would had to have an electronic tag too. :D
 
They need to be powerful for thier lifestyle in the wild. Human build could never take the forces involved with swinging around like that all day! Look how few people can do a 1 armed pullup, hardly any at all, and chimps (or similar primates) do it all the time with no effort at all. 200lbs is pretty big in any case.

Haha, in response to the chav fight, I'm guessing even with a flip knife the chav would be annihilated against a riled up chimp!
 
Sort of fell sorry for them but then again don't keep a friggin chimp at home - they are wild animals and belong in the wild
 
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Anyone else think "Monkey News" by Karl Pilkington.
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A little, mainly about the face transplant conversation and the two chimps mauling a man's face and genitals one.

That woman is going to be scarred for life. :( A chimp attack would be utterly terrifying, they'd tear you apart. I'm impressed she managed to stab it with a butchers knife!
 
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They need to be powerful for thier lifestyle in the wild. Human build could never take the forces involved with swinging around like that all day! Look how few people can do a 1 armed pullup, hardly any at all, and chimps (or similar primates) do it all the time with no effort at all. 200lbs is pretty big in any case.
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Their bone density is four times that of human's, which gives their muscles and tendons a headstart in the strength department compared to ours.

And if they weren't dangerous enough already......here
 
Travis, 15, was toilet trained, dressed himself, ate at the table and drank wine from a stemmed glass. He brushed his teeth, could use the internet and watched television using the remote control to find his favourite baseball games
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I never knew they were this powerful, and assumed someone with a knife could quite easily take them down. How wrong was I :eek:

I would say kill it with nuked mustard fire, but i doubt doing that twice from orbit would do a thing !
 
it all comes down to where she stabbed it... if she only stabbed in leg / arm it aint goona stop it but if stabed in chest and didnt stop it i would be suprised
 
But ........ they're retards who thought that they could have a chimp/wild animal as a pet ....... got exactly what they deserved as far as I'm concerned ...... sad for the animal.
 
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