Guy is a proper legend!!
Serious man points for this

On his half-time loss of temper at being on the bench versus Inter Milan in the Champions League semi-final.
"I’m not violent, but if I were Guardiola I would have been frightened.”
Responding to Wenger's invitation to a trial at Arsenal in 2001.
"Zlatan doesn't do auditions."
Explaining how he bested an opposition defender.
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog."
Serious man points for this


Responding to a female reporter who questioned his sexuality after being pictured in a curious position with former Barcelona teammate, Gerard Pique.
"Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay... And bring your sister"
When asked what he got his other half for her birthday.
"Nothing, she already has the Zlatan."
An interesting analogy that he gave to Pep Guardiola about the way his talents were being wasted.
"You bought a Ferrari but you drive it like a Fiat"