Zumba

Caporegime
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What on earth is it?!

Every Monday, I play footie at the local leisure centre. It's a fairly quiet place.

Last Monday, however, it was like the set for a new Lynx commercial. Over 100 women descended upon the place in the space of 10 minutes and I watched in both delight and fear whilst I waited for the other peeps I play with to show.

They had all shown up for some new class called Zumba which had just started, and 40 of them had to be turned away because of limited room.

What on earth could cause such a mass surge in women deciding they need a new form of exercise? TBH, most of them were in fine shape already. Are the classes/sessions being held by Brad Pitt? Does it involve some kind of electronic stimulation?

My goodness.... it's a cult, isn't it?
 
Why do women seem incapable of comprehending that to lose weight you simply have to get off your arse and move and that you don't need a fad to do it.

I mean what was the last one? Boxercise or something? Go to an actual boxing gym and they'll have you in better shape faster and cheaper and you'll be able to not punch like a girl by the end of it.

A friend of mine went to boxercise. :rolleyes:
 
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