Gurkha singlehandedly defeats 40 bandits

[Red and White]

Anyone?

was my first thought

 

[UncleRuckus]

I wonder if they will make a Bollywood action film?

I can see it now! Slides under the train riding a horse, starts hacking people up while doing a song and dance, girl starts dancing too

 

[Greenlizard0]

Before they start dancing though the entire cast mysteriously disappear from the train in India, and reappear by the Arc de Triomph in France.

 

[megakid]

was my first thought

And mine

 

[Amnesia]

What a Hero

 

[Belmit]

Wet bandits.

Did you honestly think that I thought that Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci, in a Christmas-themed family movie where the main character is a child, played a team of burglars known as the 'Nonce Bandits'?!

 

[Dark_Angel]

AWesome work

 

[Gaygle]

Kukari sounds like kukri which means chicken in punjabi. Therefore, these bandits were beaten with a chicken.

If the bandits were in fact beaten with a chicken, this goes from to

 

[4T5]

Man of the Day.

We have a Gurkha base quite near & I've met a few, There small stocky chaps & really friendly & likeable.
Forget the Medals though bung the Dude 10k or summit.

 

[ntg]

It wouldnt be, because for all the issues the UK has, trains being robbed by 40 robbing rapists are not one of them.

Correct, they are usually fewer and are avert to rape.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/stand...eight-behind-bars-for-tube-and-bus-attacks.do
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5845/Tube-gang-caged-for-steaming.html
http://www.wbtimes.co.uk/news/girl_gang_attack_and_rob_tube_passenger_at_kilburn_station_1_741135
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6470681.stm

however, they will occasionally rape the odd passenger (admittedly they take them out of the train first):
http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http:...IQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNFNRMORkv56EO6wD_zH1hZAxtJ_9w
http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http:...wQFjAC&usg=AFQjCNFv81urXdTtZUqdTzhvn-fSIV3PBA
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/RAPED+ON+THE+TRAIN;+Man+arrested+over+toilet+attack.-a0122708159

EDIT: If this had happened in UK no one would have batted an eyelid and they would have carried on tapping on their laptops/smartphones etc. ignoring the attack. Perhaps even video it and upload it on youtube/facebook while tweeting as it happens.

 

[xxalxx]

In recognition to his bravery, his regiment has given Bishnu a cash reward of Rs. 50,000 and it has also terminated his voluntary retirement, so that he could get a customary promotion after he receives the medals. In addition to that, he will also receive a cash rewards from the government, special discounts in international air tickets, and discounts in Indian railways train tickets.

 

[britboy4321]

Fantastic.

Sounds like some kind of cheesy Stephen Seagal movie.

 

[Strife212]

“They had carried out their robbery with swords, blades and pistols."

“I am proud to be able to prove that a Gorkha soldier with a khukuri is really a handful. I would have been a meek spectator had I not carried that khukuri,”

“They may have feared that more of my army friends were traveling with me and fled after fighting me for around 20 minutes,”

LOL, Amazing!

 

[platinum87]

EDIT: If this had happened in UK no one would have batted an eyelid and they would have carried on tapping on their laptops/smartphones etc. ignoring the attack. Perhaps even video it and upload it on youtube/facebook while tweeting as it happens.

What can I do? And how will I be punished for it? Humans are fragile, even without weapons serious damage can be done, which would mean the best case I own them and then I go prison, and the worst case is I get killed or seriously injured.

I don't want to be injured or go to prison and so I'd do nothing.

 

[The Funktopus]

 

[Tefal]

But stabbing burglars in your home gets you arrested.

but not jailed.

If there comes a day where you can stab people with only your word and not be arrested i think I'll be leaving.

 

[wannabedamned]

^^ Love it

Awesome story aswell, Gurkhas are awesome, hated crap the went through not long ago, with regards to immigration.

 

[Sankari]

In recognition to his bravery, his regiment has given Bishnu a cash reward of Rs. 50,000 [£1.75p]

Just putting it into perspective...

 

[OriginalJonty]

Just putting it into perspective...

According to XE 50000 Indian Rupees equals about £648. Nepalese Rupees = around £430.

In either country 50000 rupees is quite a lot of money.

 

[Strife212]

He was offered a lot more by the girls family as well but he didn't collect it.