It's only your mum. Whats the problem?
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they do?
Ok and where does this chain hang? Around there neck, All necklaces are made up of chains (metal ones), just the ones chav's use are bigger bigger chains.
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Soldato
you should have walked out of the spare room with your hand on your junk cracking one out while whistiling an appropriate tune and walked between the pair of them and said morningladies, cracking day ain't it and then made yourself a cup of tea
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Or just surprise jizzed on her!
Soldato
Probably not as clearly he's a boy not a man. I can walk out of a cold room and even with the shrinkage still make the ladies swoon at my large member.
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1* to be honest 
Exactly, Worst 'I got laid' thread ever.
Why do people post a life story and then not return to their thread?
There are so many things that don't add up to be honest, like DM said...
Had to laugh though when you were 'stripped of your pride'...you only had yourself to blame for that mate. You should have refused to go elsewhere and stood your ground. How do you know 100% it was her mum as well?
There are so many things that don't add up to be honest, like DM said...
Had to laugh though when you were 'stripped of your pride'...you only had yourself to blame for that mate. You should have refused to go elsewhere and stood your ground. How do you know 100% it was her mum as well?
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Should have walked out starkers, scratching your nads and said to the mum "Damn, you're too late for the gang bang, the other blokes have just left".
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Oh Man up!
Whats wrong with being her dirtly little secret?
Whats wrong with being her dirtly little secret?
Soldato
Blates her husband/partner not her mom.
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Because they are embarrassed by the fact that they so need to man up!!
Soldato
Reading the OP was not worth the energy/effort expended on clicking my left mouse button...
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Where's the OP gone? OP come back, we didn't mean it! However we do need a pic of said necklace...
Soldato
NickG, is this you 