Man of Honour
If it was France they would just pull them off leaving some skin on the railings.
"Just stop oil"
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Soldato
Nah, just one wrist stronger than the other.
Soldato
I thought that bloke was going to smack their heads together, not kiss them 
Police should have just left them there for a few days.
Police should have just left them there for a few days.
Soldato
I would have glued a Honey Badger to each of their backs and covered the two protestors in goose fat
One day they are going to glue themselves to something and someone is going to do something they won't like.
Drenching them with ice water
pouring oil of some description over them
stripping their cloths
Ripping there hand off leaving skin behind
Throwing food etc at them
etc
Drenching them with ice water
pouring oil of some description over them
stripping their cloths
Ripping there hand off leaving skin behind
Throwing food etc at them
etc
Sorry that would infringe their human rights, just throw brown snowballs
Soldato
Barbecue sauce or jam during horsefly and wasp season.
Soldato
Just leave them there for a couple of days, without giving them the attention they crave.
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They need to turn the satire up to 11 because that feels too plausible 
Whats interesting in wales is seeing everyone hate just stop oil for blocking traffic but everyone supporting farmers for stopping traffic.
God forbit the people who use 80% of our land to produce 1% of our calories have to actualy protect the country side rather than turning it into industrial wasteland
God forbit the people who use 80% of our land to produce 1% of our calories have to actualy protect the country side rather than turning it into industrial wasteland
Where would we be if we had no farmers producing food? If you're in a farming community wouldn't you expect support?
In exactly the same place we are now.
We have 80% of our land sheepfarming for about 1% of our yearly calories (less than 5% of the total meat produced) the rest exported, 10% for crops most exported.
Shockingly Wales does not grow the things people typically want to eat.
No the farming community is awful they block off most of our countryside destroy any semblance of nature and are by and large our rich landed gentry equivilent.
They have great pr though.
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All of which will land the person doing it in court
JSO however are protected by jury nulification. When guilty (as with the shell hq) they will not be found guilty
If you feel that way, 'just stop eating'
Soldato
We don't really grow many leaks!, less than 10% of the uk total.You don't like leeks? Or seaweed?
Actually Welsh lamb is rather good.
And yes welsh lamb is decent but too expensive for welsh people.
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I and Wales as a whole have, "just stopped eating welsh"
But that doesn't mean we can't reclaim some of the 90% of our landmass used by a small rich clique right?