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Remember dude, it's only gay if you push back!
I thought it was only if balls touch? That's where i've been going wrong
Soldato
Car sales man or estate agent?
Caporegime
Theophany I thought you were young?!
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Caporegime
Everybody seems to think car salesman! But neither.
I am... 22 is young, right?
Not sure why it's so high in that pic. I only wear them to stop my tie blowing around in the wind when I'm smoking.
Caporegime
Your hair is receding and thinning quicker than mine was at your age then, and I thought mine was early!
Oh the salesman thing must come from the dodgy suit, watch and ring combo
Your hair is receding and thinning quicker than mine was at your age then, and I thought mine was early!
Oh the salesman thing must come from the dodgy suit, watch and ring combo
RECEDING?! That's my hairline, it's always been like that!
And now it's a touch longer:
(I am actually a salesman of sorts, just not cars, houses, flats, knock-off TVs, etc)
Didn't notice until you mentioned it... Now I can't unnotice it
PLUCK DEM BROWS.... IMMEDIATES
Soldato
Shave them off entirely and redraw with a marker pen while you're at it 