Soldato
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My sister and I befriending a goat while making very lovely faces at Woburn Safari Park
Whats with you and animals
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Whats with you and animals
Man of Honour
I'm far from sane though! 
Whats with you and animals
I like 'em.
Soldato
Soldato
Got any ID for those beers, kid?
Haha yeah, i'm actually 18 but i look like 15... 19 in December
Soldato
Me? I dont get it.
I can be a blunt ***** sometimes.
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Caporegime
[OldSpice]Hello ladies[/OldSpice]
And the steak I ate last night at The Hawksmoor
And the steak I ate last night at The Hawksmoor
No I'm Chinese.
Many people try and guess my ethnicity, but no one ever guesses it right
I see!
My mistake!
I one day dream of marrying a japanese girl, yum!!!!
Caporegime
Hopefully she's inherited mum's hair! :/
Soldato
I'll raise you:
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer