Do you have a zombie plan?

yhack said:
No it doesn't, where will you go?
Space? Unlikely ;)
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Have you changed your sig?
Thought you had a bunny with a pancake on it's head rather than Quake :o

I have a zombie plan... I have peanut butter sandwiches selotaped to the back of a bookcase for just that occasion.

Are zombies like Daleks? Can they climb stairs?

Every zombie flick I've seen, no zombie actually has knees... surely this would hamper their stair climbing ability!?
 
Mephisto said:
Depends what the zombies are like.

If they're Dawn of the Dead type zombies, I'd go out and crack some skulls for fun!

If they're 28 days later type zombies, I'd hide in my room under the bed :eek:
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28 days later are not zombies! it has been said many times before, they are just mental people, they do not die and come back to life, which is what a zombie is, they are living people that the virus gives them huge amounts of adrenaline (it makes the brain go haywire and release it all), plus they dont eat flesh.


sorry just had to say it.


anyway i have no idea what i would do, basicly because it would never happen :p
 
I would simply buy a Halo "Master Chief" versatile kevlar-enriched combat suit, complete with authentic weaponry, and go about my daily business as normal.
 
its the same as the burglar plan , bash them in with the burglar stick :p


makro would be a good place to run away too, they have mass amounts of everything ever
 
well... :D

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
 
-Tauren- said:
well... :D

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip - "I'm so sorry Phillip". - then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
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Winner.
 
Yeah I have thought about this once or twice and my plan usually comes down to packing food and clothes in a rucksack grabbing my sword and going straight down to the river, where I would either pay someone to take me or steal a boat and sail accross to Norway.

Nothing like this ever happens in Norway so it should take a while before zombies reach there.
 
Hmm the only plan id have for zombies is taking the next flight back to Canada really unless there are zombies there...if so then i guess im screwed really. Id probably in that case, go to Pakistan somewhere in the mountains...hopefully no zombies there:p
 
right, after reading the zombie survival guide, this is my plan.

Run and get the crowbar and axe from the shed, and then find my parents. In the resulting anarchy from the out break ,Drive to the Land rover garage down the road, and nick the best off roader they have. Then head straight for the nearest large, un populated area, or depending on road traffic, drive to a marina, and find the biggest boat.

Stock up on supplies on the way, and possibly more melee weapons( after all they don't need reloading).

In the unpopulated area plan, get as many camping supplies as possible, and set up camp and wait for it to blow over.

In the boat plan, transfer all supplies to the boat, and get to the coast, staying afloat just off the coast, where we can keep an eye on the outbreak from a safe distance.
 
1. Gather all my family in a car
2. Drive to Tesco and fill the car up with food and supplies
3. Drive to a vacant office in Hook Business Park, and board up every thing, living in the perfect luxury of a vacant office building.

Why an office building... It is an office building so theres glass every where you can see attackers from a distance.

LOL like thats ever going to happen? (what was that -ARGH!!!!!) :)
 
I have a few martial arts weapons (bokken/jo, blunt, but still useable I reckon). Considering that zombie flesh is pretty decayed, I'm sure I could take them out with that. Just a matter of how tired I become and whether I become overrun.

The food/infrastructure is a toughie... I guess the real question is, would you be a survivalist and try to save yourself, or try to be a hero and fight back against the tide to restore order.

Most citizens would be screwed I guess... fat and bloated, unable to run or survive or think for themselves...
 
"2. Drive to Tesco and fill the car up with food and supplies"
Thats the first thing most would do. You would get stuck in traffic makeing the car useless and be fighting 20,000+ people all doing the same. Going to a shoping centre would be the last thing I would want to do.
 
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