Do you have a zombie plan?

Pottsey said:
"2. Drive to Tesco and fill the car up with food and supplies"
Thats the first thing most would do. You would get stuck in traffic makeing the car useless and be fighting 20,000+ people all doing the same. Going to a shoping centre would be the last thing I would want to do.
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They are all zombies though

platypus said:
Er, because they're a fantasy thing which won't happen in real life?
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This is a fantasy thread, I don't genuinely have a plan its just a joke?
 
I would build a 300ft screen and put Jeremy Kyle shows on all day
and when the zombies are watching him (well they do everyday lol)
i will nuke the buggers
 
nikebee said:
Have you changed your sig?
Thought you had a bunny with a pancake on it's head rather than Quake :o

I have a zombie plan... I have peanut butter sandwiches selotaped to the back of a bookcase for just that occasion.

Are zombies like Daleks? Can they climb stairs?

Every zombie flick I've seen, no zombie actually has knees... surely this would hamper their stair climbing ability!?
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Nope, that was someone else :)
Zombies definitely have knees. If you don't believe me, you'll have to wait until Z day.
I thought Daleks could fly up stairs? :)
 
As long as they're proper Zombie's, and not those cheating 'fast' ones then I'll probably either turn in to a low-rent Mad Max character, or grab a boat and sail away to a nice island somewhere (armed to the teeth of couse ;)).

Knowing my luck however, they'll be fast scary Zombies. :(

Regardless of what your plan is though. Remember... stay alert. One day the dead may rise. Don't get caught out!
 
Yeah, get a hummer H1, take up arms (i've always wanted to shoot more than game and clay) and head to the airfield up lineham. Probably grab some supplies too water, food, smokables, beer. To keep the spirits up and such.

Or something like that, I mean just jump in the m5 with some guns and plow through the zombies, I wouldn't like to ruin my lovely car though, if I had to drive through a hoarde of zombies in it or run one over i'd be most upset at the damage.

Knowing the lads on this forum, they'll be telling us they'd carefully unplug and load their setup into the car and drive away into the country to protect it. :D
 
ok, well my first plan would be to grab the 14'' carving knife from the kitchen. get dressed trainers combats and t-shirt. pack a bag with some dried food from cupboard. pasta rice and such. 3 houses down there is a nice motorbike. break into house get first zombie kills. nick bike. ride into local town and raid gun store if it hasnt been alreaedy. if not local store 4 mins away has samurai swords on a display. thinking bike cloths shop for an all in one peice of leathers (try biting through that!) off to camping stores for ration packs a nice tent cooking stuff, water purifing tablets ect load up head to new forrest and fine a wide open space set up camp. defend when needed. plan can also be changed to accomadate aliens and other random invasions.

it was a chat in the pub from the other night. the gunshop should also have a list of recent people who have baught weapons from them. so saying the place has been robbed already then i would go breaking those houses to find the weapons.
 
Well first ill go to the shop and buy an ice cream. Then ill go home and get some old records to throw at some zombies. Then ill get a car and go on a road rampage running allot of them down. Then ill go to the pub, get the shotgun from under the counter and start shooting. If i run out of bullets ill make alcohol bombs to throw at the zombies then if all else fails ill pretend to be one.
Bish
Bash
Bosh
Job done.:D:D:D
 
If I was forced to defend my home. I would use my lawnmower.

I'd syphen all the petrol from any nearby cars (including my own), and put it into sealed containers.

Then I'd use said petrol to fuel the lawnmower :cool:

By the time all my petrol supply runs out, I probably would've been infected due to the mass blood spray that would have ensued so it wouldnt matter :p

.... unless I set up lawnmower traps... oooh..... ;)
 
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Im at the top floor of an apt block so me and my flatmate came up with this:
Kill the lifts power and jam it on the top floor
Block up the stairs with whatever (we will use the balcony as entrance exit)
Do a sweep and clear of our floor and retrive all survivors food and any weapons we can find
Fill up the bath, sinks and whatever else with water
After equiping ourselves with melee weapons do a flat by flat, block by block search with the aim of establishing full control of our area (private apt blocks with 8 ft fences around the whole thing
Sit it out untill normality gets restored

I also have a "day after tomorrow" plan as well
 
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